Break Ups Amber Heard still has a girlfriend And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 02:24 pm
Cheating Loins Jennifer Aniston, homewrecker? Couple of weeks ago, I wrote about Justin Theroux and his ex-girlfriend Heidi Bivens. More specifically, the rumours of his chronic infidelity. Click here for a refresher. Last week Jen and Justin went very public with their new relationship, agreeing to be photographed together for the first time, with Jason By Lainey • Jun 14, 2011 04:33 am
Thinnification This is healthy Not sure why the NCAA asked LeAnn Rimes to sing the national anthem at the game yesterday. But she was there, along with Eddie Cibrian, in Houston for the championship game, proudly flaunting her healthy legs in a white dress and huge heels. Healthy. That’s what she calls it. By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 04:05 am
Homewreckers Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Girls who make me sad Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here. And since I do By Lainey • May 28, 2010 06:20 am
Dumbass Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 08:34 am
Dumbass Another useless author She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 03:11 am
Homewreckers Junior from behind If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:23 am
Jock Smut Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Quiveration She pounced Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 02:23 am
Famewhores Holding hands, living in the light LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 04:34 am
Homewreckers Is this how you want to start your morning? Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 08:25 am
Famewhores Junior is robust Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 07:36 am
Assy Style In the corner where she belongs Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 06:33 am
Homewreckers The Opposite of Auspicious As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 05:22 am
