Hook Ups How Porny is discreet Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 08:54 am
Hook Ups Her date is making me crazy Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 05:45 am
Hook Ups JGL + Devon Aoki A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six reports that they were all over By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:44 am
Hook Ups Making up is part of breaking up? I've had clean cold turkey breakups but more often than not I've had breakup-makeup breakups when it's not quite over until you try it one more time and remember clearly why it should be over. Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper broke up before Cannes. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:08 am
Hook Ups Manslinger groupie styles I first wrote about this two weeks ago – click here for a refresher. See? Kate Hudson doesn’t f-cking pine. Kate Hudson flew to Paris this weekend to support her new boyfriend Matt Bellamy, lead singer of Muse. Of course. Girls like Kate always date boys on the rise, never By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 03:00 am
Hook Ups Emma’s new boy Well, not totally new. She’s known him for a while now, George Craig, because they worked together on the Burberry campaign – see image attached. Emma and George went to see a show last night in London and he tweeted that he thinks she’s a nice girl, or something, By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 05:02 am
Hook Ups Swifty loses but wins Taylor Swift lost out to Country Bitch last night at the CMT Awards but beat her ass on the carpet with her straight hair, love it so much. Swifty looked amazing, non? For once she’s not wearing sparkles/sequins/gold/silver/a dress from the Enchanted Ball. Good. Swifty By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 04:31 am
Hook Ups Ryan Phillippe...a new piece? It’s been almost a month. They met at a party and were making out within minutes. Now it’s weekend holidays. Must be serious. Sure. Here’s Ryan Phillippe with a new trick, some model called Alexis Knapp, hitting up the liquor store last weekend for a Memorial Day By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:00 am
Hook Ups Ryan Gosling... a new piece? This might ruin your weekend. I’m sorry. You may want to look away. Am currently working from etalk studio at 299 Queen West in Toronto where it’s magazine central. So they highlighted for me a page in the new People. Page 28 if you’re looking. And tucked By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 04:40 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s undercover Muse moves After the paps shot Kate Hudson and her Something Borrowed co-star Colin Eggelsfield acting like a couple while filming, unimaginative gossips speculated that there must be something real life romantic between the two of them. As I noted last week, it’s too obvious. Manslinger rarely messes with the obvious By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 10:24 am
Hook Ups Single in Cannes Great timing. After word broke yesterday that Dominic Cooper was up to no good with that skint.ass.scag Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday night, Us Weekly has confirmed that he and Amanda Seyfried are on a “break”. It was actually evident much earlier at the Letters to Juliet junket when By Lainey • May 20, 2010 06:24 am
Hook Ups Crank vs Amanda Seyfried It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:51 am
Hook Ups No wonder Kate Hudson got new boobs Written by Sarah It’s because she’s girlfighting with Cameron Diaz. According to the New York Post, who is commenting on an US Weekly story, Cameron and Kate are fueding over Alex Rodriguez. Given the sources, I am disinclined to believe this, even though Cameron did fling with A-Rod By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:39 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend? It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:23 am
Hook Ups Porny & Renner: late night business They were supposedly hooking up around Oscar time but those rumours were never fully realised. Both my Porny and Jeremy Renner however were at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last weekend and Us Weekly claims that they exchanged some chemistry. At a hotel. Late at night. Not surprisingly, they describe By Lainey • May 06, 2010 04:51 am
Hook Ups But it’s not November This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ caught them embracing the other day. Not exactly a full on dry hump on the By Lainey • May 05, 2010 05:06 am