Hook Ups Natalie & Lindsay Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 05:01 am
Hook Ups Three Whisker Charity Case The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Something about Jen giving Orlando the By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 03:48 am
Hook Ups When Dreams Come True… Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst are working on a new movie together. Now that she’s been released from rehab, she’s in New York getting ready to shoot and also ready to fall for her co-star. I willed for it back in January and it looks like dreams do By Lainey • Apr 08, 2008 05:27 am
Hook Ups Cam & Gerry? Gerard Butler superfans aren’t exactly known to be the most sane of the lot, so it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll react to this one: Gerry is tapping Cammie on the sly. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? According to the UK Mirror, By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 02:49 am
Hook Ups B & J Get Married It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am
Hook Ups What Comes After Ryan… Alanis Morrissette photographed at LAX holding hands with a mystery man purported to be her new boyfriend. Obviously, aesthetically, not even close to being in Ryan Reynolds’s universe. At the same time, Alanis doesn’t need a Ken Doll who hankers for big tits like high school. Alanis and By Lainey • Apr 06, 2008 11:49 pm
Hook Ups Mimi and the Cradle? Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:52 am
Hook Ups Owen Kate Cohabitate? Kate Hudson is apparently apartment hunting in New York, looking for a place to share with Owen Wilson. As you know, Kate and Owen have officially reconciled after a 9 month separation during which she hooked up with Dax Shepard and Justin Timberlake and he tried to kill himself. Sources By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 04:25 am
Hook Ups Wishful Gossip It would indeed be perfect… but unfortunately probably full of sh*t. Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom found themselves at Eva Longoria’s restaurant opening the other night talking very closely as Jen suggestively looked at him with her best bedroom eyes…never By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:47 am
Hook Ups Kylie & Olivier to Marry? The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 09:33 am
Hook Ups A Sensible Swap So Benji Madden and Ebola are now supposedly an item. This less than two weeks after he broke off his engagement with Sophie Monk. The much better looking Sophie Monk. And for those who say looks aren’t everything – are you going to tell me that diseased virus Paris Hilton By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 07:55 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried Little is Engaged It must be true… because People.com is reporting it. Or at least they want you to think it’s true. Because People.com is reporting it. Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently running around Louisiana showing off an engagement ring from her baby daddy Casey Aldridge, putting to rest initial By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:13 am
Hook Ups When the Ex Moves On It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 05:25 am
Hook Ups Colin and Lily Cole? They’re both shooting The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus and my sources say they’ve hooked up on a few occasions… no working involved. First, at the Vancouver Aquarium – kinda cute for a first date. Except that he had an entourage accompanying him. And then seen last week, late at By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 08:23 am
Hook Ups Punk Bunny and the Flame MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:06 am
Hook Ups Cam & Matt Take Two? I liked her best with Matt Dillon…you? Is Cammie reuniting with Matt Dillon? Page Six has video of her at the Chateau Marmont the other night very affectionate with a man who bears a striking resemblance to Matt. Their suggestion is that they’ve rekindled the past. To me By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 03:16 am