Photo Assumption Please say hi to me These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 05:33 am
Hook Ups Ryan, Jake, Justin, Bradley… Olivia Wilde announced her divorce in February. She’s 26 and had been married 8 years. So I guess I don’t blame her for going kinda boy crazy. I mean she looks great, she’s connected, as long as she’s not, like, begging people to stay with her, By Lainey • May 25, 2011 05:12 am
Break Ups Swifty's message for Jakey? Taylor Swift will be on Ellen today - is it Wednesday? - and she was asked about relationships, dealing with them as a famous person. I liked her answer. I liked how she was all like - I'm not going to complain, how could I possibly complain? And By Lainey • May 11, 2011 05:22 am
Hook Ups Olivia Wilde has really goodlooking friends First it was an aquarium date with Ryan Gosling. Click here for a refresher. Then she and Justin Timberlake were supposedly hooking up at a club. Click here if you missed that. She subsequently denied it. Now… Jake Gyllenhaal? It’s all very circumstantial. But again, it’s proof that By Lainey • May 09, 2011 06:31 am
Hook Ups Jakey’s many dates Us Magazine says that Jake Gyllenhaal had breakfast with Jessica Lowndes in New York last Friday. Curiously that’s the same day that Taylor Swift and Garrett Hedlund had dinner for the first time in Tennessee. Click here for a refresher on that. Who’s Jessica Lowndes? Good question. She’ By Lainey • Apr 07, 2011 03:25 am
BFFs Jakey’s Country Exes Jake Gyllenhaal was not at the ACM Awards last night. He was however represented by two exes. As already noted, Reese Witherspoon was there to present and jizzed all over everyone in her chicken drum stick dress including Taylor Swift, who pulled out her “oh gosh, I don’t believe By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:32 am
Famewhores Jakey’s great reviews & then there’s Lindsay LOHAN Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie Source Code opens today. There was a screening in New York last night. Here’s Jakey, after a week of talk show appearances, arriving at the theatre last night and inside with costar Michelle Monaghan (remember when everyone said she’d be a big deal? By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 03:19 am
Dumbass Jakey throws down As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 04:13 am
Hook Ups Oscar You Knew He’d Be There: Taylor Swift Thursday night she hits a hockey game with that Chord kid from Glee. Pictures everywhere. Then she cycles the pre-Oscar party circuit with her bestie Emma Stone. Last night they wing manned for each other at Vanity Fair. It was one of Swifty’s strongest dress-up outings in a long By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 08:57 am
Hook Ups Carey & Jakey: just friends in Nashville? Well now it’s getting interesting… Last week Carey Mulligan was spotted holding hands with Eddie Redmayne – click here for a refresher. Then she attended the off-Broadway opening of Three Sisters starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Jake Gyllenhaal was there to support his sister. People saw Carey and Jakey By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:20 am
BFFs Speaking of Carey… She was out last night in New York at the opening night of the off Broadway play Three Sisters supporting an old friend. Carey and Peter Sarsgaard worked together on An Education. Sarsgaard and his wife Maggie Gyllenhaal are both featured in Three Sisters, and the reviews have been very By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 03:45 am
Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue 2011 By now I’m sure you’ve seen it – the annual Hollywood Issue, this year featuring Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, and the ubiquitous James Franco on the cover, with Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund, and By Lainey • Feb 01, 2011 06:27 am
Hook Ups Formalities or second chances? Does she have a song called Second Chances? Because she's about to. People.com is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal hooked up last night in Nashville, seen together at a restaurant. They weren't tonguing each other or anything but it was just the two By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 06:48 am
Famewhores Jakey’s date at the Globes It was Jenny Lewis. They dated a long time ago. Before Kristen Dunst. And then they were friends. He even introduced Jenny to Reese Witherspoon. He and Reese went to Jenny’s shows… Now fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift… Instead of going to the Globes alone… He not By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:54 am
Break Ups How Jakey bailed on Swifty It was over the phone. Just before New Year’s. I hope it was more than 27 seconds. That’s apparently how long it took for Joe Jonas to end things with her. On the phone too. These are the details presented to us about the Jakey-Swifty break-up in the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:24 am
Media Manipulation Very available It’s like throwing a handful of slop against a wall, hoping that one clump will stick – this is Blake Lively’s strategic Hollywood dating strategy: available to anyone on the A List. Takers? Page Six reports that Blake was at Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party in Hollywood on By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 02:30 am
