Quiveration Franco opens Sundance Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night at the By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 08:11 am
Assy Style Stop showing me your thighs I am a fickle bitch. Ordinarily this is not a particularly positive attribute but it can be quite useful when it comes to objects of fantasy. The whole point of a Freebie 5 is what happens with the unattainable quiver. They can’t unattainable quiver if they suck sh-t. Laura, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 09:06 am
Quiveration Franco SNL I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:25 am
Quiveration James Franco: soap opera kissing It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you? By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 09:28 am
Quiveration Lorne loves Franco James Franco will host the final Saturday Night Live of 2009 on December 19. Jumpy claps! It’ll be his second (and a half) appearance. Which means Lorne Michaels likes him. The last time James appeared it was a few weeks ago during the What Up With That sketch and By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 10:46 am
Quiveration Sexiest Man Living James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. But there’s a preview of a couple of his scenes. Have you watched By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 04:35 am
Quiveration Franco soap stud While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 02:49 am
Quiveration Grandma was his date I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 03:46 am
Quiveration Franco: first look Have you seen this? It’s the first look at James Franco on General Hospital. Don’t ask me about the storyline. I don’t care about the storyline. What I do care about are the scenes. Soap opera scenes are long and drawn out. Takes them days to have By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 09:47 am
James Franco Please sleep I know. He looks like hell. Worse than hell. He looks like he’s detoxing off some Lohan crank. But he’s just really tired and run down, ok? Between making movies, and prepping for soap opera work, and going to class, and writing essays, and studying, and being all By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 08:30 am
Quiveration Saturday Night Franco I’m late on this, sorry. But these photos…it’s worth it, right? You may have seen a silent James Franco on Saturday Night Live last weekend during a skit in which he, playing himself, was ignored by Keenan Thompson on a talk show sketch. At the end of By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 08:49 am
Quiveration Soap #1 We linked to this story in Smutty Tingles yesterday but some of you have asked for my thoughts. One thought: these are the moves that put him at the top of my Freebie 5. So James has committed to a stint on the soap opera General Hospital. Apparently he was By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:47 am
Quiveration Eat, Pray, Hotness Like I said yesterday, I don’t connect with the story. I am not wired that way. My heart is too black to sing or chant. But I might have to see this f-cking movie. For the hotness. Javier Bardem is in it too. And of course James Franco. Never By Lainey • Aug 05, 2009 04:45 am
Quiveration James & Julia Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:31 am
Quiveration Monday Morning Jackson This is for CJ. And all the rest who email me daily saying enough of Robert Pattinson, what about Jackson Rathbone? Indeed. But Jackson is harder to find. Which is why we should get started this Monday morning by sipping on some of his sexy. This is Jackson in New By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:35 am
Quiveration James bails He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:13 am
