Elton John Worst Couple: James Blunt & Petra Nemcova Re-f*cking-volting. James, I mean. No doubt he can falsetto but holy sh*t is he ever ugly – and yes, from every possible angle. My eyes felt raped just looking at him. Those teeth, that nose, the pasty white skin juxtaposed with her beauty – it goes against every law of By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts answer back Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh? Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie"s acknowledged lover, but to By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
James McAvoy Last Word Big shout out to Emily and James and the clever, clever writing staff at Instant Star and Degrassi. I"m sorry we weren"t able to chat longer at the Upfronts. In July, I promise. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Jun 06, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: the Mossification continues The leggings, the blow, the partying, the overt copycat style…and now a romance with a hermaphroditic freak who also happened to date Kate. It"s tragic, non? How hard my girl is trying to be Moss? An endearing reminder that even though she looks like she"s By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Travolta & Gandolfini: too close for comfort Again - I know you can"t tell a helluva lot from one or two photos but these shots of John Travolta and James Gandolfini doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival amuse me to no end. Can you imagine the swift mob style testicle removal he would have By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
James McAvoy From Sharon B in Montreal: Oprah vs. James Frey I was just wondering if you caught Oprah the other day where she had James Frey on again and tore him a new arse in front of millions. I honestly felt quite sorry for the guy... he looked like a scared little pup as he sat there. I mean she By Lainey • Jan 31, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angelina preggers? Wedding plans??? A Pitt update My best advice is to take an hour out of your day and head to the supermarket. Every possible theory and every possible angle has been forecasted and covered by every celebrity weekly out there, with almost all of them conceding that Angelina is pregnant and almost all of them By Lainey • Jan 06, 2006 07:00 am
