Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011 If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs G is there for B At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 06:32 am
BFFs Double Date at Glastonbury Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2011 06:03 am
Amazingness The way J loves B All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now By Lainey • May 27, 2011 05:33 am
Style Met Fishtails: Beyonce & Christina Ricci Have a feeling we’ll be fighting about this one. Christina Ricci is in Zac Posen. It’s exquisite. I mean, from a design perspective, it’s all you want at the Met Gala. Drama, imagination, quality, craftsmanship... But I feel like it might be the right dress on the By Lainey • May 03, 2011 01:45 am
Royals Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each By Lainey • Apr 26, 2011 05:55 am
Royals B & J at the wedding? I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star to By Lainey • Apr 25, 2011 09:10 am
BFFs GOOP needs powder Gwyneth Paltrow turned up at the Good Housekeeping Shine On Awards last night in New York to present to her FRIEND Christy Turlington. You know Bono gave Christy away at her wedding? So, yeah, they’re all in that little circle. More on Gwyneth and everyone who loves her later. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2011 03:42 am
BFFs Gwyneth cooks, Cameron’s ass, Chris runs Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs Pre-Grammy GOOP with B & J Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo and the Jim Henson Company Puppets at the Grammys this weekend in LA. No doubt she’s been rehearsing in seclusion. Before her big Grammy debut though she hooked up with her BFFs and Grammy veterans Beyonce and Jay-Z, perhaps for a By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 05:00 am
Amazingness New Year fur & Twitter songs Kanye West hooked up with Jay-Z yesterday in New York for a meeting at the Mercer Hotel. As you can see, he was animal all over with an orange handle handbag and a fur coat to keep warm. Needless to say, Kanye being Kanye, there’s little chance of By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 03:16 am
BFFs GOOPY & Beysus NYE As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jay, Leo, Yankees, babies, Gatsby Jay-Z and Leonardo DiCaprio were in A-Rod’s seats in New York yesterday to watch the Yankees go down 3 games to 1 to the Rangers last night. Texas could finish them off tonight. Meanwhile Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Jay and Beyonce are expecting. Apparently it By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 03:19 am
Maple Leaf Drake returns the favour Drake was in New York on Wednesday night, shooting an ad for Kodak. Oh the endorsements are pouring in. Last night however Drake was in Detroit. Last night was night 1 of Home & Home. As in Eminem & Jay-Z. Detroit & New York. Four epic shows and so By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 05:01 am
