Jay Z Brunettes at Sundance: Zooey and Winona I’ll admit – my Noni looks kinda blah, almost nondescript…I think it’s the hair. It’s that nothing length, you know? In between long and short – that stage you hate when you’re growing it out except she’s had it for several years. I prefer Winona with By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Worst Old: Renee Zellweger Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Worst Rossum: Vanessa Minnillo Seriously y’all…I am done with Vanessa Minnillo. Done, over, sick, Rossum! Is it at all possible for this girl to wear anything other than orange? Or gold? Or teal? With sequins and pearls and rhinestones and a Miss America sash with gleaming white teeth? Question: What is wrong By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Barbara Backstabber Backpedals So Rosie and Barbara reportedly got into a scrap, Rosie called out her boss for being a bad girlfriend, for not having her back, for going half ass in defending her, and then Donald fueled the raging fire even more by sending a letter to Ro, commiserating about her Barbara By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump CageMatch at The View Rosie vs. Donald. Donald says Barbara hates Rosie. Now it’s Rosie vs. Barbara. As reported by Page Six, Ro apparently threw down yesterday behind the scenes at The View, on her first day back she tore a strip off Barbara’s pruned ass – and rightly so – for not mounting By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Quiver for the Jigga At the GM Style Show on Saturday. What is it about Jay Z? Definitely not empirically good looking….probably far from, in fact. And yet…there’s something, you know? It’s the way he looks in his clothes, I think. Jay Z has great clothes, better clothes perhaps than By Lainey • Jan 08, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Gold: Tacky Trash for B, 3 Times Sweet for Canada! Sorry non-Canadians, but like I said yesterday, we f&ckin’ own this game. Well done Juniors!!! And… Not well done Britney. Gold, gawdy, tits down to her ankles, all kinds ugly – pile on the disparaging adjectives, giddy’up, giv’er…she deserves it all. Oh and take a trip By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo? TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: NOLA for one year? A few weeks ago, I reported exclusively on a tip from local sources that the Pitts had apparently acquired a property in New Orleans and that it was undergoing renovation. Fresh scoop again from Louisiana that the First Family of Hollywood is considering a move there, perhaps for a year, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Brad Pitt 90210 Forever Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because I’ve just consumed my bodyweight in turkey and delicious Polish homecooking, maybe it’s because I long for the days when my ass could dance on command and speak several languages, but one look at this photo, taken just yesterday By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger: Becoming Nicole Kidman Is it just me? Or is Renee looking more and more like Nicole every day? The Freeze Face, the baby smooth, ultra shine forehead, the milky complexion, the WONDERFUL chest-protruding posture…sure there’s a 10 inch difference but still, the similarities are there, aren’t they? Maybe it’s By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Matt Damon The Daily Quiveration: Oceans 13 A new still from the upcoming Oceans 13 – thanks Chris! Movie comes out summer 2007, apparently much better than the 2nd which was widely panned even by the cast, though I have to ask – was it really that bad? I didn’t think it was all that bad. But I By Lainey • Dec 18, 2006 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Angie:on birth control, on adoption, on Daddy Brad Thanks to Kristi for the link...from Angelina"s appearance on Good Morning America today during which she discussed the issue of another pregnancy and another adoption. She said she"s on the pill. And she said this because their next move is going to be to adopt. By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced Tom Cruise and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger The Maid & Makeup Exclusive Giveaway! More holiday gift ideas if you haven’t finished your shopping. Two prizes, four winners. First for readers in Canada: lifeEXPERIENCES, the ultimate gift card for convenience and pampering, now available at Shopper’s Drug Mart – I’m giving away TWO Merry Maids certificates (just to be clear, 2 people By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: a PDA clinic You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
