Jay Z Valentine Hello Kitty: Zhang Ziyi ZZ in Winnipeg shooting a movie, taking some time off for what looks a hockey game recently. And this is the kind of sh-t that drives non-Hello Kitties crazy. For some reason, my people are all over the Beauty Shots. At one point or another – though I personally By Lainey • Feb 14, 2007 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Three Spices out for Dinner In London last night – of course my girl Posh had to outshine the other two. Note the elegant but understated Geri and Emma while Victoria shows up in leather and spots and red lipstick just in case no one noticed. Love.Her. As you can imagine, all this has prompted By Lainey • Feb 08, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Gives Gifts? Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Steven Tyler The Daily Girlcrush: Liv Tyler Because she’s completely irresistible…and one of the most beautiful faces on the planet with a reportedly equally beautiful soul. Because she’s not a famewhore, because she messed up in private and she cleaned up in private and she rose up the better for it. Because she eats. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize Theron: karmic swag? Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: By Lainey • Feb 06, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Beyonce: cheap ass bitter bitch? Hmmm…hardly surprising. Poor thing probably still has plug up her ass about Jennifer Hudson stealing her thunder…and now she appears to be taking it out on the working class. TMZ is reporting that B is getting ready for a new video, working on choreography, hiring dancers. However, her By Lainey • Jan 31, 2007 07:00 am
Tommy Lee ZZ finds her Chairman? Most of you know Zhang Ziyi from Memoirs of a Geisha: Sayuri competes with Hatsumomo under the wise tutelage of Mameha and wins the heart of the Chairman. Check out ZZ with her new man at a basketball game the other day – very little, if any, makeup and absolutely beautiful. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis? Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen By Lainey • Jan 24, 2007 07:00 am
Jay Z Brunettes at Sundance: Zooey and Winona I’ll admit – my Noni looks kinda blah, almost nondescript…I think it’s the hair. It’s that nothing length, you know? In between long and short – that stage you hate when you’re growing it out except she’s had it for several years. I prefer Winona with By Lainey • Jan 22, 2007 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Worst Old: Renee Zellweger Not even 40 but it’s like she creaks when she walks – do you hear it? Don’t get me wrong…the green is lovely, the dress is lovely, the shoes even more so but with the matron hair and the lemon pucker and the odd orange tint of her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Worst Rossum: Vanessa Minnillo Seriously y’all…I am done with Vanessa Minnillo. Done, over, sick, Rossum! Is it at all possible for this girl to wear anything other than orange? Or gold? Or teal? With sequins and pearls and rhinestones and a Miss America sash with gleaming white teeth? Question: What is wrong By Lainey • Jan 16, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump Barbara Backstabber Backpedals So Rosie and Barbara reportedly got into a scrap, Rosie called out her boss for being a bad girlfriend, for not having her back, for going half ass in defending her, and then Donald fueled the raging fire even more by sending a letter to Ro, commiserating about her Barbara By Lainey • Jan 10, 2007 07:00 am
Donald Trump CageMatch at The View Rosie vs. Donald. Donald says Barbara hates Rosie. Now it’s Rosie vs. Barbara. As reported by Page Six, Ro apparently threw down yesterday behind the scenes at The View, on her first day back she tore a strip off Barbara’s pruned ass – and rightly so – for not mounting By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Quiver for the Jigga At the GM Style Show on Saturday. What is it about Jay Z? Definitely not empirically good looking….probably far from, in fact. And yet…there’s something, you know? It’s the way he looks in his clothes, I think. Jay Z has great clothes, better clothes perhaps than By Lainey • Jan 08, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Gold: Tacky Trash for B, 3 Times Sweet for Canada! Sorry non-Canadians, but like I said yesterday, we f&ckin’ own this game. Well done Juniors!!! And… Not well done Britney. Gold, gawdy, tits down to her ankles, all kinds ugly – pile on the disparaging adjectives, giddy’up, giv’er…she deserves it all. Oh and take a By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo? TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
