Golden Globes 2015 JLO & Jeremy Renner: Globes Gossip Genie? If it were me and he made that “you got the Globes too” comment, no way. But we’ve established that JLO doesn’t have the greatest taste in men and that her gross threshold is much, much higher than most. So… yeah…she probably would. And between Slum Bear By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 09:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews And you go back to the “wrong f-cking guys” Here’s JLO yesterday at a press conference for her upcoming movie The Boy Next Door. It looks crazy sh-tty. So, obviously, I can’t wait to see it. And I mean that with my soul. Like I’m finding someone on the first weekend to go to the theatre By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 09:45 am
Jennifer Lopez JLO’s crotch patch Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going By Lainey • Dec 19, 2014 12:49 pm
Media Manipulation Gwyneth praises JLO’s ass Someone emailed me yesterday wondering about old beef between Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez. The question came up because G posted a shot of JLO on Instagram from her performance – without a song – at the American Music Awards. JLO trains with Tracy Anderson now. So, if you think she’s By Lainey • Nov 26, 2014 10:25 am
Music A great ass doesn’t make a song Jennifer Lopez got all wet-haired and grindy for the final performance of the night with Iggy Azalea at the American Music Awards which came with an advance warning that it was going to be all kinds of raunch. Hardly. Instead, it was a lot of dancing. And a costume change. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 12:49 pm
Music JLO’s AMA Booty They made a big f-cking deal out of it all yesterday when reports surfaced that television executives were issuing warnings to Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea about their upcoming American Music Awards performance on Sunday. The two will perform Booty together for the first time. And according to TMZ there’ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 10:54 am
Gorgessity You wish, Spittle Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that he’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2014 02:26 pm
Break Ups JLO promises to go slow That’s what she always promises. And breaking that promise is how she ends up dating losers. So, as you’ve seen, Jennifer Lopez has been in New York all week hustling the release of her memoir True Love. Most of the headlines about the book have been about Ben By Lainey • Nov 07, 2014 11:31 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s red collar Better than the baby blue turtleneck. Such a cute look, non? A red collar peeking out under a short baby doll dress and those fit, fit, FIT legs. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2014 03:24 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s baby blue turtleneck 80s and 90s baby, I’m all about a turtleneck. BUT… A baby blue turtleneck dress might be too much, even for me. If only, if only, if only this dress was in a different colour. Orange! By Lainey • Nov 04, 2014 01:45 pm
Media Manipulation Eternal Bennifer Part of it is our fault, why we can’t get over Bennifer – that is, the precious Gossip Artifact that was Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. Part of it is their fault. They can’t stop talking about it. JLO’s book True Love comes out tomorrow. You can’t By Lainey • Nov 03, 2014 09:21 am
Style JLO’s book countdown As posted earlier, Katie Holmes covers the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine and it’s so boring, even she can barely stay awake. Look at that shot on the cover. She’s half asleep. Like we are having to read the article: You’ll notice though, in the corner, that By Lainey • Oct 29, 2014 04:01 pm
TV Updates Can JLO last through the year? Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick Jr are shooting the Hollywood round of the upcoming season of American Idol this week. The show’s keeping her paid until Spring 2015. And then, I guess, she starts working on the Vegas show? No confirmation has happened yet, but I can’ By Lainey • Oct 28, 2014 01:08 pm
Music JLO to Vegas TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is working on a Vegas deal. Apparently she’s negotiating with The Axis at Planet Hollywood for 72 shows over 24 weeks that would pay her $350K each time. It’s similar to Britney. Except, well, didn’t you think that JLO had a By Lainey • Oct 22, 2014 12:01 pm
TV Updates JLO’s TV tussle It was announced yesterday that Barry Levinson will direct the pilot for Jennifer Lopez’s new TV show Shades Of Blue which went straight to series, 13 episodes, shooting in the summer. She plays Harlee, a single mom FBI agent working undercover. My first thought was… JLO’s going to By Lainey • Oct 07, 2014 03:31 pm
Music JLO has short hair The entire video is about ass and I’m talking to you about her hair… But after about 30 seconds, with all that ass in your face, you start to zone out of the ass and focus on other things. It’s the full-length video for Jennifer Lopez’s Booty By Lainey • Sep 19, 2014 10:17 am
