Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for January 23, 2015 Dear Gossips, Tonight! The Boy Next Door! Sarah was all pissy about it yesterday when we were texting. Her words: “It is sh-t”. Yeah. So? Joanna saw it last night at an advance screening. Her review will be posted later but she emailed me this morning with the following: By Lainey • Jan 23, 2015 09:14 am
Gorgessity JLO on cougars and kissing Clooney In a perfect world where we get to match-make the celebrities, Out Of Sight would have been more real, non? F-ck, at this point I’d settle for JLO just having sex with a series of really hot not-gross, not slummy bear, not back up dancers, and By Lainey • Jan 21, 2015 10:59 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink Manhattan coat Every time I see her in this colour it reminds me of the pink she wore in Maid In Manhattan. It’s gorgeous on her. By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 11:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews JLO is everywhere She’s on American Idol. She’s promoting American Idol at the TCAs (in a red skirt). She’s on morning television because The Boy Next Door is coming out on Friday. The reviews have been horrible. GOOD! For those of us who are eagerly waiting for Friday to see By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 10:49 am
Media Manipulation I see you, JLO Jennifer Lopez and her The Boy Next Door co-star Ryan Guzman were on Ryan Seacrest this morning for promotion. Guzman, of course, is also rumoured to be her real life …situation right now. Of course there was no situation when they were shooting the film, shooting scenes with him By Lainey • Jan 15, 2015 03:57 pm
Smutty Roundup Smutty Roundup: Sweaty Ellen, Katie, Busy print, and sheer JLO I don’t know if Ellen Page is actually sweating but she’s wearing a lot of layers and it looks like there might be a workout involved. Me, I can’t stand being hot when I’m exercising. It’s why I can’t do hot yoga. Also I’ By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 05:05 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s bra strap dress Those black straps, they’re part of the dress. You can see it more clearly in the full body shots. But when she’s sitting down and she’s only being shot from the waist up, it looks like bra straps. Does that bother me? Because an exposed bra strap By Lainey • Jan 13, 2015 04:17 pm
Hook Ups JLO & Ryan Guzman for real or for sale? There were all kinds of reports around the beginning of the year that Jennifer Lopez and Slum Bear Casper Smart had gotten back together as they’d been sighted together several times. She’s denying it, claiming she’s still single. And Page Six is reporting that after the Globes By Lainey • Jan 13, 2015 01:10 pm
Golden Globes 2015 JLO & Jeremy Renner: Globes Gossip Genie? If it were me and he made that “you got the Globes too” comment, no way. But we’ve established that JLO doesn’t have the greatest taste in men and that her gross threshold is much, much higher than most. So… yeah…she probably would. And between Slum Bear By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 09:27 am
Movie Reviews and Previews And you go back to the “wrong f-cking guys” Here’s JLO yesterday at a press conference for her upcoming movie The Boy Next Door. It looks crazy sh-tty. So, obviously, I can’t wait to see it. And I mean that with my soul. Like I’m finding someone on the first weekend to go to the By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 09:45 am
Jennifer Lopez JLO’s crotch patch Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way By Lainey • Dec 19, 2014 12:49 pm
Media Manipulation Gwyneth praises JLO’s ass Someone emailed me yesterday wondering about old beef between Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez. The question came up because G posted a shot of JLO on Instagram from her performance – without a song – at the American Music Awards. JLO trains with Tracy Anderson now. So, if you think she’s By Lainey • Nov 26, 2014 10:25 am
Music A great ass doesn’t make a song Jennifer Lopez got all wet-haired and grindy for the final performance of the night with Iggy Azalea at the American Music Awards which came with an advance warning that it was going to be all kinds of raunch. Hardly. Instead, it was a lot of dancing. And a costume By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 12:49 pm
Music JLO’s AMA Booty They made a big f-cking deal out of it all yesterday when reports surfaced that television executives were issuing warnings to Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea about their upcoming American Music Awards performance on Sunday. The two will perform Booty together for the first time. And according to TMZ By Lainey • Nov 21, 2014 10:54 am
Gorgessity You wish, Spittle Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that By Lainey • Nov 17, 2014 02:26 pm
Break Ups JLO promises to go slow That’s what she always promises. And breaking that promise is how she ends up dating losers. So, as you’ve seen, Jennifer Lopez has been in New York all week hustling the release of her memoir True Love. Most of the headlines about the book have been about Ben By Lainey • Nov 07, 2014 11:31 am
