Bad Style JLo’s losing season Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 02:33 am
Sports Red carpet at the football game Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 06:34 am
Dumbass It’s not the fall… The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 03:00 am
Chills Chills Chills JLo, Will …& Xenu THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to Tom Cruise and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him, France convicted By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:18 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo love story and pit stains One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 09:00 am
Amazingness JLo & Football It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 03:00 am
Sports JLo Opening loss Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 04:28 am
BFFs JLo, Posh, & Spanx Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are in Washington, pictured here this afternoon arriving at Capitol Hill to meet with Nancy Pelosi. Today is Marc’s 41st birthday and he’s being honoured at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Gala where he will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award. President Obama and the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 11:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone’s on holiday Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are now in Rome on holiday with their children, including Marc’s from his previous marriage, arriving via private jet with a motherload of luggage. JLo checked into her hotel then changed into casual clothes to go shopping. Holiday. Sigh. etalk is on hiatus this By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 12:30 pm
Sports JLo is a dolphin Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 07:25 am
BFFs Becks has a new ring Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:27 am
Style When you go out for dinner… With your boyfriend/girlfriend or your husband, and it’s an ordinary evening, nothing to celebrate, no particular occasion, do you call in your hair and makeup team? And wear Herve Leger? If you’re Jennifer Lopez, of course you do. This is JLo with Marc Anthony at Cecconi’s By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 03:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession JLo pregnant! On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 07:59 am
Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Movies about baster babies It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. By Lainey • May 13, 2009 01:01 pm
Style How many changes? Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 06:23 am
