Douchebags Dumped for Denise About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Lilo was scheduled to host the World Music Awards in Monaco next By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 08:57 am
Elton John Best Useless Press Release… Ever Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2007 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo The Daily Ugly: Vanessa Minnillo In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jesse Metcalfe Tom"s Parade Interview On the heels of today"s Page 6 revelation that Cruise"s fellow crazies were responsible for rigging a recent Parade poll on his popularity, or lack thereof, I thought I"d share with you some insider gossip originating from the magazine community in NYC. Not terribly By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jesse Metcalfe Josh Hartnett: hot and not Have you seen 40 days and 40 nights? Sh*tty movie, sh*tty actor, fine piece of hotness. Too bad he has sucked donkey ass ever since. But. Hooking up with ScarJo doesn"t hurt. And releasing a dark new movie called Lucky Number Slevin co-starring a number of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
