Dumbass Alba recants (check definition) As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:16 am
Dumbass Who has the balls? Jessica Alba is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 08:35 am
Sit DOWN Inside Alba's Actor Studio Have you seen Jessica Alba’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 09:30 am
Dumbass Apparently she’s saggy and cellulite-y Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 05:15 am
Jessica Alba Venice tomorrow The film festival opens tomorrow with Black Swan as the official gala premiere and Machete at the midnight screening. So both Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba arrived today to promote their features. For Alba it’s quite an accomplishment to be included, and it will be a long time before By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 11:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Alba has a fairy godfather Jessica Alba isn’t getting many parts. Just like Jessica Biel. They simply can’t compete with their contemporaries. But Alba has two things working for her that Biel doesn’t: she’s a mother now and she kissed the ass of a proper filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez (I always get By Lainey • Aug 24, 2010 09:29 am
Try Jared Leto is TRYING So f-cking hard. Even the Jessica Alba seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 05:29 am
Assy Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
BFFs Jessica Alba > Kate Hudson...? What? I know. I hated writing that too. But after combing through the photo agencies looking at pictures from last night’s NY premiere of The Killer Inside Me, the thought that kept coming to mind was: Goddamn Kate Hudson is annoying me. It’s the lipstick, it’s the By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:05 am
Style Alba shoes Jessica Alba went out twice yesterday and gave me shoe envy. First in the afternoon while running errands it was a black leather pair of ankle boots. I’ve been looking for flat ankle boots in between motorcycle and riding. Fiorentini Baker has a pair but they cut me off By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 06:00 am
Assy Style Much better Alba and Demi’s napkins She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 08:41 am
Jessica Alba Mom Hair ruins the dress This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. Jessica Alba was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:49 am
Thinnification Skinny calves Jessica Alba was out with her baby yesterday in the rain wearing the Prada harness strap boots, same as Penelope Cruz last month. I tried these boots on at Saks in New York a few weeks ago. They were on sale but it didn’t matter. Because they would not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 08:20 am
Style Shoes for the indulged Don’t often like Jessica Alba’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:57 am
Cheating Loins Lilo crosses Alba Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:47 am
Famewhores The Jessica School of Acting Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference. Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film By Lainey • Sep 29, 2009 02:54 am
