Famewhores Shelfy’s Roman photo album They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 07:45 am
Girly Throw Downs A Bitch’s many faces Jessica Alba is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 03:27 am
Dumbass Alba ALMA Latina What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:28 am
Parent Pimps Meet Honor OK! Magazine paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to Jessica Alba’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 03:18 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
Jessica Alba Truth in Typos Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along – the Alba bitch’s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marky Mark to marry Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 02:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that it By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Famewhores Mrs Alba When Laura and I heard last night that Jessica Alba had quietly married Cash Warren in advance of the birth of their baby, our first reaction was: She was ok with getting married not thin as a rail? All part and parcel of course of Jessica Alba`s continuing efforts By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:57 am
Jessica Alba Best Oscar Knocked Up: Jessica Alba As Marchesa goes, I guess it isn’t the worst. And the colour is gorgeous. And she is gorgeous in it. Here’s the pregnant Alba, glowing tonight on the carpet. LOVE the braids. Not so much tied back into that big nest by her neck but the middle part By Lainey • Feb 25, 2008 01:40 am
Jessica Alba Alba Razzie! Oscar nominations are to be announced tomorrow but today, everyone is talking about the Razzie Awards – the assiest pictures and performances of the year. While much focus has been paid to Lilo’s sh*tty turn in I Know Who Killed Me which topped the list with 9 nods, most By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 10:09 am
Jessica Alba RoboBride & Alba Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday By Lainey • Jan 11, 2008 02:30 am
Jessica Alba Agreeing with Alba She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 02:26 am
Jennifer Garner Alba Breeding! In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My By Lainey • Dec 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba Alba to Broadway? She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba She Hates her Body Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
