Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Biel’s hair ruins everything She looks amazing in this white dress. The shoes are great too. Unfortunately her hair is consistently sh-t and ruins everything. And it’s not just that fringe either. It’s the teasing, it’s the lack of imagination, it’s the fact that she can never wear anything and By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 10:37 am
Dumbass Jessica Biel hates her ring too Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. True. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:06 pm
Cheating Loins Shelfy’s pre-honeymoon cock-block? Justin Timberlake is in Puerto Rico shooting a new movie. It’s his third, back to back. That’s what Ryan Gosling did last year which, obviously, because it’s Ryan Gosling. But Justin Timberlake? The acting of Justin Timberlake’s acting is like the writing of Hilary Duff. Anyway, By Lainey • Jun 25, 2012 12:48 pm
Amazingness Pippy and the 10 year anniversary Reliving Justin and Britney’s dance off (in the MMVA article about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez) just brought a lot of happiness to my life. As mentioned earlier, it’ll be ten years on August 1. TEN YEARS! Britney cheated on Justin with Wade Robson (allegedly but only for By Lainey • Jun 18, 2012 01:23 pm
Assy Style I guess it’s her wedding fringe? Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of By Lainey • Jun 04, 2012 05:53 pm
Famewhores Pipsqueak scores for Shelfy Jessica Biel has been trying to produce and star in a movie called The Devil In The Deep Blue Sea (terrible title) for a while now. At least 18 months if not longer. The project was going nowhere. Then this week it was announced from Cannes that the project had By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:20 am
Famewhores The best day of her life Was it? It had to be one of them. Justin Timberlake let his fiancée come with him to watch the Lakers defeat the Nuggets in Game 7 on Saturday. And not only that, he decided to be extra extra nice and let the world see how much she loves him. By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:03 pm
Famewhores Selective Career History Speaking of celebrity don’ts... Click here for my article yesterday about the narrowing gap between celebrity and civilian and the reality star effect, compelling proper celebrities, some of them, to reach out and touch you...on Twitter! The latest of course is Jessica Biel, timed with her first appearance By Lainey • May 10, 2012 11:58 am
Famewhores Shelfy is on Twitter Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption: By Lainey • May 09, 2012 10:35 am
Assy Style Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower By Lainey • May 08, 2012 01:29 pm
Jessica Biel Justin & Jessica pre-Met? Justin Timberlake was spotted with Jessica Biel yesterday in New York with some friends and ...in time for the Met Gala? He took her in 2009 and she wore a horrible red Versace. They went back in 2010 and it was a terribly unimaginative sateen Ralph Lauren that gave her By Lainey • May 07, 2012 09:45 am
Quiveration Jessica Biel & the real Colin Farrell Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and director Len Wiseman were in Mexico yesterday for Summer of Sony to promote Total Recall opening in August which is interesting to me because, as I’ve been reporting Jessica’s fiancé, Justin Timberlake, is being seriously considered to play the part of By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 01:13 pm
BFFs Brought together on a double date Was it? No idea. But Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are best friends so at some point, there had to be an invitation over to the Afflecks for barbeque, right? And since Ben is such a respected director now, Justin Timberlake would have been all over that. Justin Timberlake totally By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 04:00 pm
Weddings Italian Wedding? Tabloids are now speculating that Justin Timberlake has decided that he wants his Special Day to happen in Europe this summer as he and Jessica Biel were spotted in Rome. Here they are leaving dinner with friends earlier this week (she’s wearing a cap). Rome may have some significance By Lainey • Apr 12, 2012 11:02 am
Douchebags A French wedding dress They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 10:25 am
Douchebags Pippy’s big snappy wedding Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm
