Girly Throw Downs Anne Catwoman, Shelfy misses out again Anne Hathaway will be Catwoman. Of course she will. It’s an obvious choice. Maybe too obvious? The same 7 or 8 names are always up for the same roles. When it was announced yesterday, most reactions I heard were – oh yeah, yeah, I can totally see that. Which is By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 02:36 am
Faux Gossip Wishful Gossip On December 15th, after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their split, I wrote the following: “What if however Justin were to bring Scarlett Johansson (to the Golden Globes)? Different ballgame, non? And Scarjo is single now. And Scarjo and Justin used to deal. Just before he started dealing with By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 05:32 am
Girly Throw Downs JLH > Justin Timberlake? Well... Scarlett’s single Well... it depends how you see it. Where did all this “Oscar buzz” for Justin Timberlake originate anyway? Like I said the other day, whoever it was that was even suggesting it should be embarrassed. He is a joke in The Social Network. Which is why, since the Golden Globe By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 04:43 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s stylin’ and she gets a job Last night Entertainment Weekly posted that Jessica Biel had just confirmed a new job. It’s called New Year’s Eve. It’s exactly like her other movie Valentine’s Day only on NYE. An ensemble, again with Ashton Kutcher too, and also directed by Garry Marshall. Jesus. Have you By Lainey • Dec 09, 2010 08:54 am
Quiveration Sharlto’s fokkin’ party Sarah from Cinesnark alerted me to the fact that Sharlto Copley has a Facebook and one of those that are open to non Facebook people. I checked in with it today for some added content to these photos and loved his message on November 26. SHARLTO COPLEY is having a By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 08:45 am
Dumbass Not Daisy It’s not like Blake Lively wasn’t given a fair chance. She was probably given an UNfair chance. After all, in comparison to the other actors being considered for the role – Knightley, Portman, Mulligan, Hall, Johansson – how, really, has she demonstrated she’s even in their league? But Anna By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 03:30 am
Jessica Biel AssTalking Jessicas & Pip hasn’t changed Last week Jessica Alba begged to be slapped with a serious serving of Sit DOWN after mouthing off in Elle Magazine that writers are superfluous. Click here for a refresher. This week, another Jessica is asstalking like she’s the next Meryl Streep even though her status is barely, just By Lainey • Nov 09, 2010 03:47 am
Cheating Loins Why Jessica Biel should break up with Justin Timberlake When the news broke that Justin (allegedly) stuck his dick in someone other than Jessica, Lainey wrote something that I’m now on board with: So what’s the next move Jessica Biel? If I’m her publicist, I encourage a break-up ASAP….Please. If she can pull this off, By Sasha • Nov 01, 2010 03:08 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Lookin’ good, cheater He’s currently on the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly for cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn, and trying to cheat on her with Mila Kunis, who would have none of it. Of course his people are denying it. And someone else will soon be pressured By Lainey • Oct 27, 2010 09:30 am
Cheating Loins Did you just f-ck up your nomination? This is the cover of the new Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. Well no wonder JT dashed over the Glamour Reel Moments event on Monday night. Let’s break this down: On Monday night, Pippy was at the Hollywood Awards with the cast of By Lainey • Oct 27, 2010 04:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Photo Assumption: Jesse’s face when JT’s talking It’s our favourite game, making assumptions based only on a photo. Last night the cast of The Social Network was named Best Ensemble at the Hollywood Awards. Look at them onstage. Why is Andrew Garfield way down to the side while Pippy is up front with Jesse Eisenberg eating By Lainey • Oct 26, 2010 05:23 am
Jessica Biel Oh she was there But first did you see Jonathan Byrd hole out yesterday during the 3 way playoff to win the Justin Timberlake Shriners Open? That’s crazy. So Pippy was in Vegas all weekend for his tournament and also a benefit concert with friends, including Christina Aguilera and Elton John. He performed By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 03:43 am
Dumbass The most obvious source in the world "[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." – a source to People.com, for an article posted this weekend, on the burgeoning relationship between Ashley Greene and the By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Alba has a fairy godfather Jessica Alba isn’t getting many parts. Just like Jessica Biel. They simply can’t compete with their contemporaries. But Alba has two things working for her that Biel doesn’t: she’s a mother now and she kissed the ass of a proper filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez (I always get By Lainey • Aug 24, 2010 09:29 am
Smutty Surgery On Shelfy’s nose A reader called Andrea wrote earlier today and noted the following: “Shelfy took it too far in the nose job, approaching MJ territory.” Then I happened to check the photo agencies and came across these two close shots of Jessica Biel’s face as she was signing autographs at Radio By Lainey • Jul 28, 2010 08:22 am
Jessica Biel See through on purpose for Wonder Woman? Thoughts on Shelfy’s dress tonight at the UK premiere of The A-Team? The fit isn’t bad, shows off her little waist, and her arms, and I don’t mind that she’s trying out some Mary Kate in the hair because, well, it’s not like Jessica Biel By Lainey • Jul 27, 2010 10:11 am
