Famewhores Later Coop and Shelfy comes running... Or biking. She responds to the whistle. Jessica Biel was sighted on a happy bike ride in New York with Justin Timberlake, neither seeming to be displeased with being photographed, and from the front too, those clever paps able to settle themselves into good position. This of course after Justin By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 08:34 am
Media Manipulation Also tagging along... Like Renee Z, Pippy also hopped on The A-Team promotional tour to accompany his girlfriend in Paris. Last night they went for dinner with friends, taking care to exit their car separately so as not to be photographed together. Following my review of The A-Team last week – click here to By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 05:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The A-Team It’s a summer blockbuster. A lot of sh-t blows up. They quip a lot. Most of the sh-t that happens is absurd, like ludicrously impossible, and the bad guys squint their eyes and the good guys, obviously, prevail. So yeah, A-Team is a good time, if that’s what By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 03:54 am
Style Pippy keeps paying off Justin Timberlake’s good standing with Anna Wintour is yielding many, many benefits for Shelfy Biel. She presented the Womenswear Designer of the Year Awards at the CFDAs last night in New York to Marc Jacobs. So Jessica, she’s some kind of Fashion Person now. Based on what? Oh By Lainey • Jun 08, 2010 05:35 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy has her thing She insists that her thing is not His thing. That it’s her own thing. And yet, no one else knows what her thing is. Here’s Jessica Biel covering the new issue of Glamour Magazine, perhaps her best photo shoot. The styling is great. She looks great. Asking her By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 09:30 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The A-Team Nascar We’re less than two weeks away now from the release of The A-Team. I can’t wait. It looks bad. And this is good. Because you don’t go to The A-Team expecting The Hurt Locker anyway. The stars of the movie, without their leader Liam Neeson/Hannibal, were By Lainey • May 31, 2010 12:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Biel gets a job Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Biel will be singing opera styles, and… I’m By Lainey • May 11, 2010 08:46 am
Jessica Biel Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into By Lainey • May 05, 2010 11:34 am
Assy Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
Girly Throw Downs Happy Shelfy’s boots Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second By Lainey • May 03, 2010 08:16 am
Jock Smut Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Jessica Biel Him? Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 09:30 am
Media Manipulation Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:27 am
Cameron Diaz Pippy’s love triangle? Us Weekly’s cover features Pipsqueak in the middle flanked by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Us was also the publication several months ago that reported that Justin and Jessica had split, just before she apparently rushed back to LA from Vancouver to plead with him to reconsider their relationship. By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 06:00 am
Dumbass Why is Pippy suddenly Matt Damon? That Matt Damon is sent a heavy load of scripts is understandable. He’s Matt Damon. But... Justin Timberlake? He recently wrapped on The Social Network (the Facebook story), he’s currently working on Bad Teacher with Cammie D, and now he’s reportedly close to confirming another lead in By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 08:52 am
Gorgessity Cam D booty shorts Shelfy Jessica Biel must be very happy that the Pip wasn’t on set the other day. Because goddamn. Check it - Cameron Diaz shooting scenes for Bad Teacher in a pair of denim booty shorts with wedges that no doubt would have reminded him of what it felt like By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 09:35 am
