Cameron Diaz Working with the Ex I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe you all are much more mature. But if your By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:34 am
Cheating Loins When Pippy’s in Vegas... Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 05:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Cam & Pip together again! On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers By Lainey • Mar 03, 2010 02:29 am
Media Manipulation Pip and Clingy Fashion Week Jessica Biel was all over New York at the shows yesterday. She’s thinnified her body, she’s in with Wintour thanks to Justin Timberlake, now she’s trying to reinvent herself as a fashion girl, understanding that many of her more talented peers have signed prestigious endorsement contracts. Always By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 07:05 am
Famewhores She’s Michelle Obama today Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 07:43 am
Dumbass You are taunting Third Lip Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:37 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Famewhores Woah. Down girl Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:35 am
Famewhores Shelfy + Taupe = Bore These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 01:57 am
Media Manipulation Mr Taupe is contrite Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 02:23 am
Famewhores Right on time Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 06:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy’s not climbing the mountain He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:42 am
Frauds Biel leaves with baggage A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:08 am
Maple Leaf Rachel’s Vogue cover and the Size 4 headline It’s the much anticipated Vogue cover for January 2010 featuring Rachel McAdams. Our girl has her very own. You like it? Me, I’m underwhelmed. She looks so old, non? It’s the hair. Dean wrote to me just now that “I don’t understand what her hair is By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 04:18 am
Jessica Biel Portman, Austen, and zombies Oh Shelfy loses another one. Natalie Portman continues to work, continues to land interesting scripts, while Jessica Biel, who desperately wants those opportunites, isn’t, doesn’t, can’t. Portman is currently shooting Black Swan in New York for Darren Aronofsky with Mila Kunis. She’s taking Hesher to Sundance By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 09:21 am
