Famewhores Shelfy strikes back…on SNL! Please. There’s no pride in boasting about being right when it comes to Jessica Biel. It’s too obvious. Last week the Chicago Sun Times reported that Justin Timberlake was sick of her and that they were on the verge of a split. Two days later, she shows up By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:49 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy emergency! Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and Jessica, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 04:35 am
Style Cam gets prettier… While Shelfy gets more and more unattractive – have you noticed? Back in the day, curiously enough, when Cam was dating Pip, I didn't think she was attractive either. Must be his effect on women. Because it was like as soon as they split, the improvement happened right away. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:00 pm
Famewhores Birthday paparazzi Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:20 am
Girly Throw Downs How long before… Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 04:24 am
Douchebags Fallon owes Pippy Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed that Justin By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:57 pm
Assy Style Oscar napkin or towel? I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted my By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 09:09 am
Famewhores Shelfy Straight to DVD Why is Jessica Biel so desperate to have Justin Timberlake at her side on Oscar Sunday? Well, let’s see. She’s supposed to be a movie actor now but Easy Virtue still hasn’t hit theatres and the other movie she had in the can, Powder Blue – it’s By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:47 am
Famewhores Shelfy > Posh too? Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Shelfy will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 03:20 am
Douchebags Will Front Row Ebola infect the Pip? Justin Timberlake is riding a winning wave – millions of albums sold, a successful businessman, a partnership with J Lindeberg for William Rast, respect among his peers, and only 28 years old. You could say then that Pipsqueak is invulnerable, a rare celebrity with no Achilles Heel. You also know however By Lainey • Feb 17, 2009 02:22 am
Douchebags Thank Pip for his style If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:46 am
Famewhores You can thank the Pip! Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am
Douchebags Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake “When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up… When By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:53 am
Douchebags Please.Make.Him.Stop Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 02:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried new digs She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass! Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:03 am
