Girly Throw Downs Ten months to go Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:55 am
Famewhores Shelfy sucks at funny Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’ By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:37 am
Famewhores Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned! Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:43 am
Dumbass Dunder Alba Demon Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. Jessica is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. And one that Shelfy Biel By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 12:23 pm
Famewhores Shelfy Owns Pippy Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best sexpot face. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here. Interesting to note - two quotes from the interview were highlighted by By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:21 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s hot brother? So you know how Shelfy did that publicity grab hospital thing the other day? Well she invited E! News to come along for an interview with her family… And if that’s her brother? Yum. Her brother is hot. Of course he looks about 12 years old, which is probably By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 07:10 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s philanthropic business Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 04:41 am
Douchebags Knowing Pip… He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:08 am
Famewhores Merging the dogs Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 08:33 am
Hook Ups Pippy & Portman? It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Those bangs… Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does Jessica know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 06:24 am
Douchebags Pippy’s so man! Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 08:05 am
Douchebags Pipsqueak`s punk attitude, Shelfy fights prejudice Truly. They deserve each other. Because he’s as obnoxious as she is. Pippy Justin Timberlake was in New York on Friday promoting Calloway’s new driver and was slightly annoyed when reporters bothered him about marrying his Shelf Ass: "Now that's a dumb question.” His bad By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:32 am
Jessica Biel Beware the itchy green hat Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’ By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 04:11 am
Famewhores That’s all? That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:37 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s definition of Everything There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:40 am
