Douchebags Pip eats without his ass As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 12:16 pm
Famewhores Shelfy Blogs! Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 10:18 am
Douchebags The Double Save-Face Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 02:47 am
Douchebags Of course he is Pippy Le Pew Justin Timberlake claims he suffers from OCD. But of course he does. All artists have compulsions, right? And Pip is, above all things, indisputably an artist. "I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It"s complicated”, he said. No douchebag… it’ By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 03:35 am
Douchebags Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 02:41 am
Douchebags No Shelf on the Carpet The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:44 am
Douchebags Pippy Putts It hurts me to post these. It hurts to look at my golf clubs collecting dust in the closet. Just before breaking my arm, I had finally figured out my short game. Was supposed to break 100 this season. Many times. F*cking Mischa Barton. This is Justin Timberlake in By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 09:55 am
Famewhores Shelfy Stomps Her Feet Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:43 am
Cameron Diaz The New Cam Love this. LOVE. Thought at first it was a costume thing. That Cameron Diaz could not possibly have shaved her head. But photographers insist that she did. That for the sake of authenticity on the set of My Sister"s Keeper, Cam went completely clean. Which takes balls. Which By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores A Rare Unplanned Picture Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:17 am
Famewhores Jakey vs Shelfy? Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:28 am
Famewhores Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:31 am
Gorgessity This is Single This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous. Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 09:39 am
Famewhores Shelfy Back to Brown Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:26 am
Famewhores One Dog Shelf Ass Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood. There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 07:18 am
Jessica Biel George With Benefits The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 04:04 am
