Jessica Biel Sightings Jennifer Connelly in Vancouver running along the seawall – she does this often – on Sunday in town shooting The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves and Will Smith’s son Jaden. This of course is why Will and Jada have been in town. Will is regularly seen in Jaden’ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2008 07:23 am
Jessica Biel Garbage Books Make Good Movies Isla Fisher shooting in NYC yesterday on the set of Confessions of a Shopaholic – like The Devil Wears Prada, no doubt the movie will be far superior to the book, especially with Isla in the lead. Love Isla. Loved Isla in Definitely, Maybe. Have you seen yet? They always talk By Lainey • Feb 19, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to By Lainey • Feb 09, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pippy’s New Movie Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 04:57 am
Jessica Biel Justin’s Vanity Fair cover Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 02:12 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’! Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 06:44 am
Jennifer Lopez Disney Cheese Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’ By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 04:25 am
Charlize Theron Charlize at Sundance Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 03:42 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:16 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:20 am
Jessica Biel Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo? JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 02:22 am
Jessica Biel Cheating on Shelf Ass? The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping By Lainey • Jan 09, 2008 04:22 am
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Eats Fresh Check out Jessica Biel pretending to be annoyed by the paps on a take out excursion to Baja Fresh the other day. Yum. Love Baja Fresh. Please come to Canada! But that Shelf Ass is amazing, non? Perky and protruding even under a sweater, no wonder it’s carrying the By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 10:41 pm
Cameron Diaz Poorly Played at the Golden Globes: Best of 2007 Great smut but not the best move for Cameron Diaz. At the Golden Globes last January, Pip and Cam had just announced their break up. Both were scheduled to present at the event. And of course Jessica Biel somehow weaseled her way in too. Objective: to snare a Pipsqueak within By Lainey • Dec 18, 2007 11:25 am
Jessica Biel Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007 A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 03:55 am
Jessica Biel Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America By Lainey • Dec 06, 2007 09:57 am
