Jessica Biel Pip & The PGA Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Ingrate Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:05 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Suddenly Shy??? Oh please. Coming from a tv girl who would still be living only off of Seventh Heaven residuals if not for the gratuitous pap photos of her ass and clinging fortuitously off of the Justin Pipsqueak, this is hypocrisy at its best. Check out Shelf Ass, coming from or going By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 09:41 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Produces Amazing what an ass and a Pip can achieve. Jessica Biel is now adding producer to her resumé and has acquired the rights to the film adaptation of the book Die a Little by Megan Abbott about “a schoolteacher whose life is thrown out of whack when her detective brother By Lainey • Oct 24, 2007 03:38 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass vs Sappho Just three days after a photo emerged of Jessica Biel getting her Shelf Ass groped by a girlfriend at the Packer game and two days after the National Enquirer reported a total bullsh-t story that she and Pip had broken up, the two went out for lunch in Brentwood yesterday By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Cheese Just a week after Cameron Diaz and her new beau Bradley Cooper make an appearance on the sidelines in NY during a Giants game, Pip and his Shelf Ass do the same in Green Bay. Coincidence or conspiracy??? Here they are – Justin and Jessica at the weekend, taking a break By Lainey • Oct 09, 2007 04:29 am
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in sight. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel The Ultimate Overreach Turns out ego is contagious. And Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake has passed it on to the Shelf Ass. How else can you explain this move? Earlier this week it was reported that Jessica Biel was in talks to star at Wonder Woman in the new super hero movie Justice League of By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 10:10 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Superhero? Jessica Biel’s publicist really needs to write a book. Or teach a course. Or start up her own agency. Because what she’s done with a Shelf Ass is nothing short of extraordinary. From collaborating with the paps during work outs OUTSIDE the gym, and beach visits baring her By Lainey • Sep 25, 2007 05:58 am
Jessica Biel One Ass, One Dog Here’s Shelf Ass walking her dog outside the Staples Centre the other day while Pip was presumably inside pre-performance. Like she"d ever miss a moment of his show, being his biggest fan, surely she wouldn’t stand to be deprived of even a minute of staring at By Lainey • Sep 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Meets the Mogul Loving Justin in public continues to open doors for Jessica Biel. Elevated only on the strength of her Shelf Ass and the Pipsqueak association, Jess continues to relentlessly climb the Hollywood ladder and her latest accomplishment is yet another feather in the cap of her brilliant publicist. A meeting with By Lainey • Sep 18, 2007 02:19 am
Jessica Biel Move Over Biel Oh but she’s good. Very, very, very good. So good we almost didn’t notice. Maybe even better than Biel. Turns out Katherine Heigl is mayjah player on the publicity front. The new Aniston indeed. So here she is, just one day after winning the Emmy, conveniently at The By Lainey • Sep 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Intro for Aug 22, 2007 Dear Gossips, Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt? As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in By Lainey • Aug 22, 2007 02:33 am
Jessica Biel Intro for Aug 21, 2007 Dear Gossips, Am back in Vancouver and just in time. Ten days in my mother’s house nearly killed me. Anyway, Shrek 3 was playing on the flight home. Total waste of time though Pippy’s voice was perfect as the young Prince. Seriously … it’s the speaking voice. But By Lainey • Aug 21, 2007 02:40 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass strips for employment Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up By Lainey • Aug 16, 2007 03:41 am
Jessica Biel Pip & Becks and a little ball drop The dirty perv that I am, I cannot get enough of 50 Cent’s new video for Ayo Technology featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. First of all, the song is an instant groove. Next, those Paris Hilton porn video green light camera shots are embarrassingly hot. Not down with Timberland’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
