Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Smug Smile Pip and Biel went out the other night – shockingly enough, his finger remained tucked away, as did the litany of profanities prone to come out of his Pipsqueak whenever he’s getting his picture taken. Then of course there’s Jessica – unable to hide her smug smile of satisfaction at By Lainey • Jul 30, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Shelf Ass wants an Oscar Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification By Lainey • Jul 20, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Calling Oscar... Jessica Alba says she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol, that she fancies herself an actor, wants serious roles, does not appreciate pappy attention… At the same time, whenever she has a movie to promote, somehow she appears on magazine covers wearing very little clothing. Kinda like Jessica By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Little Pip is a Dick At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Strikes Back and still overreaches Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Who??? Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. And smuttily candid. Lovely combination. A new By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Look Out Shelf Ass It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Josh Duhamel: MTV Beautiful Sooooooo hot. So hot. Josh Duhamel on hand to pimp Transformers and present an award – such a good looking manboy, too bad about that nastiness on his arm, you know? Though to be fair, she wasn’t completely unfortunate last night. To be fair, she was actually rather palatable – plain By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John MTV Movie Awards Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’ By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Cam D: Laughing off Biel Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Who Needs a Raise? Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Pip & Ass go public Definitely not Rachel Stevens, see? JT and Jessica kissing – can’t miss that shelf ass. So anyway…Do they look right to you? To me they don’t look right. Like Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds look right. And Tom and Gisele. But Pip and Biel? Something’s off. Can’t By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Not Rachel Stevens Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip & Biel in the UK? British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still… By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
