Cameron Diaz It’s Always the Shoes Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Fighting Her Place Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Good Form Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Of Course Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put By Lainey • Apr 30, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Overrated goes to Letterman Jessica Biel yesterday in NYC, presumably to promote Next starring Nicolas Cage, which looks like every other movie he’s made in the last 5 years. So does she look good? Well of course she looks good. Because that’s actually all she does. With a crazy shelf ass of By Lainey • Apr 17, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Pip & Biel Make Sense Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker? Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making By Lainey • Apr 09, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Daily Gorgessity: Cameron Diaz If you had asked me a year ago if Cameron Diaz would ever be named the Daily Gorgessity I would have said – get the f&ck outta here. But Cam came back strong. And Cam and Pip broke up. Which is why Cam is showing Pip what he’s By Lainey • Apr 04, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel Chip & Pepper but not Posh Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will By Lainey • Apr 03, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Biel The Daily Bitch…Please: Kate Bosworth On a cover that proclaims “Sexy’s Back” was Kate Bosworth really the most inspired choice? Especially when they had to photoshoppe and ENLARGE her legs? Not quite as unworthy as Jessica Biel, considering KB has actually made a few movies but still… Bitch…please. Source via Source By Lainey • Mar 06, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype "I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Oscar Appreciation Skip to the next if you don’t care for my thank you’s but there’s a giveaway involved at the bottom that you might not want to miss. Like an idiot I forgot to take my camera to the carpet on Sunday so screen caps will have to By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Biel Fashion Week continues… An early exit at Stella McCartney but just a day later, Jessica Biel is front row at Chanel and YSL… WTF??? Note also that none of the usual big time players were attendance which probably explains why she was gifted with such an honour but still... her presence still confounds By Lainey • Mar 02, 2007 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett About Jessica Biel I’m sorry… I don’t mean to mean. I’m sure she’s lovely. I really do think she has a lovely bum. But…um…like… what’s with the recent overkill? A movie that died at the box office, in which she was hardly remarkable, and weekly photos By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Cam: Post-Pip Perfect Play Aside from that minor blip after the Globes – losing her sh-t over Jessica Biel – the way Cam has handled her Pipsqueak heartbreak has been a pleasure to watch…though she scares me with that smile. But I digress. Two weeks in Hawaii with a surfer hunk, then NYC with her By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cam Campaigns for Climate Care Don’t mean to preach but we are collectively killing our planet. However, it’s not too late to turn it around. And Cameron Diaz and other celebrities are joining Al Gore to Save Our Selves (SOS) – The Campaign for a Climate in Crisis for a 24 hour concert on By Lainey • Feb 16, 2007 07:00 am
