Jessica Simpson Jess in Herve She continues to soldier on – promoting her country album Do You Know at almost every stop in New York. Last night it was Letterman and two wardrobe changes. First a black Herve Leger and peep toe Loubies which she wore on the show and then a long sleeve bore as By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 02:55 am
Jock Smut Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Jock Smut Porny interior design Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 05:49 am
Girly Throw Downs No Jess! No no! It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 04:28 am
Jessica Simpson Porny Beer Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Said Jess: "As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:05 am
Jock Smut Country Bitch vs Country Porn You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 08:41 am
Jock Smut Helping Him Study NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:46 am
Jessica Simpson Short Shorts Sell Country? Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 05:58 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Deciphering Jessica Simpson The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:29 am
Jessica Simpson Porny at the casino Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 04:37 am
Jessica Simpson Maggie in a jumpsuit LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 02:49 am
Jock Smut Tits & Romo in Tahoe Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 02:09 am
Jessica Simpson My Friend Jess in New York As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 05:22 am
Jock Smut Kicking off the Country Campaign It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 04:50 am
Jock Smut Pimping > Parenting Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:26 am
Jock Smut It’s Coming All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. I feel By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:55 am
