Hilary Duff Hilary is not Jessica There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up By Lainey • May 27, 2008 03:01 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Break Ups Exit Romo Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:37 am
Jessica Simpson Why George is not the GMD It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless By Lainey • May 09, 2008 03:25 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Break Ups Jess & Tony: drama in Vegas See? She’s an idiot when it comes to love. As reported yesterday, no one can annihilate a love a fair quicker than Jessica Simpson who recently gushed to Glamour Magazine very personal details about her relationship with Tony Romo, openly declaring her love. New gossip however is emerging about By Lainey • May 01, 2008 03:47 am
Jock Smut How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:02 am
Douchebags The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:40 am
Jessica Simpson Philanthropy or Strategery? So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 12:26 am
Jessica Simpson See Ya Later, Douchebag It has taken me all week to read John Mayer"s interview with Best Life. Not because I’ve been busy, but because I was bored. So bored I could only manage one page at a time. One page is all I could tolerate. The man insufferably long winded. By Lainey • Feb 14, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Reality for Country Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Nick Lachey Carb Face in Person Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 09:58 am
Jessica Simpson Good Hair and Happy Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 03:05 am
Jessica Simpson Pro Jess & Romo It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 03:23 am
Jessica Simpson Yoko & Romo: Over??? OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father. Unfortunately, Jess kept the door open By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 07:00 pm
