Jessica Simpson Worse Than Hair Weave Jessica Simpson might hawk fake hair, but at least you expect it from her, you know? Without a brain or much discernible talent, the only things she has are her tits and a mane. John Mayer on the other hand… well, he’s supposed to be a real musician. He’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Pimp turns down Porn??? Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn By Lainey • Jul 27, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The New John Mayer Bitterly disappointing his fans when he hooked up with Jessica Simpson and literally pissed all over her, the man behind limp dick pseudo-sensitive songs like Wonderland and Daughters decided to tap the emptiest blonde in Hollywood, disillusioning supporters and supposedly taking a hit in ticket sales. But now it’s By Lainey • Jul 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Defined by Men Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Audio Rossum EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. And at the very least it wasn’t Jessica Simpson-styles vocal By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson In spite of her cheese… Mandy Moore out and about on several occasions in NYC over the last few days to promote her new record Wild Hope. Terrible title. Awful, awful cheese title. Like Celine Dion awful. But this is Mandy. And Mandy deserves to be celebrated. For being sweet and normal and smart and By Lainey • Jun 19, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Heartache Diet When I saw Jessica Simpson in Cannes, she was already tighter than she’d been in months. Told me she was back on her extreme diet and work out plan in preparation for Major Movie Star which starts shooting in July. Shame to waste such energy on a sure box By Lainey • Jun 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Best Dress with Pockets I’m telling you, Rachel Zoe for Cameron Diaz is a resounding smash hit. Grudging sigh. Anyway, here’s Cam tonight in London for Shrek wearing a dress to kill for and slit pockets along the side – love dresses with pockets! Except usually they’re of the baby doll variety By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson A Blonde Break Over…already? Or over…for now? Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson came out recently, just weeks after getting comfortable with beign photographed together in public, suddenly split because she was reportedly tired of his commitment-phobe bullsh-t. Word is it happened around Memorial Day but while some reports indicate finality, others By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Nick Lachey Miss Pageant Not So Perfect So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Dane Cook: MTV Bloat Dane Cook might want to chillax on the beer – a little Vince Vaughn is growing around his face, can you see it? The hype around Dane died down quicker than I thought it would. Employee of the Month fell far short of expections, could have been the Jessica Simpson effect, By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Played We were duped, I think. All of us were duped. Last week word broke that John and Jessica had broken up, conveniently the same day as her party here in Cannes to announce production on Major Movie Star - a last minute event that attracted surprisingly large numbers… Now Jessica By Lainey • May 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Intro for May 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, A kinder, gentler Michael Moore? He is without a doubt one of the savviest self promoters in the business, and in combination with Harvey Weinstein, Moore’s strategy to promote his latest documentary Sicko has so far been the talk of the Cannes Film Festival. The Palais was By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Karl’s Army Karl hates Jessica Simpson but he loves Posh and he loves Lilo. In fact, this is what he once said about the Dirty Face: She"s somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life. She behaves like an over grown up person, and that& By Lainey • May 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson The Star of Cannes It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Improved but Unwelcome See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this one, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
