Ashlee Simpson Last Time Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Demi Moore The Gala, the Gossip, the Fashion The theme was honouring Poiret – the 20s are back, metallic is in full rage. Some did it well, others threw up all over themselves. But as suggested by my producer the lovely Lara, I’d be remiss if I didn’t describe what we’ve now dubbed Anatomy of a By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Donald Trump Trend Whore vs The Chubb Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson A High Waisted Difference Now Mischa Barton, though to be fair, even if it’s not her best look, and nowhere near her best look, nothing comes close to Jessica Simpson’s now legendary atrocity from earlier this week. Besides, the gorgessity of those boots on Mischa’s feet balance out the high waisted By Lainey • Apr 20, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below. It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson This is How Pt 1 Not that any amount of surgery or martian intervention could changes things and of course, Jessica Simpson is not even the smallest fraction of what Kate Winslet is but still… both by Hollywood standards are not stick insects, both have curves, both have bodies that are probably hated by Anna By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Can’t Let Go I’m sorry…I can’t. I can’t get over it. And this is a better shot - full body, so you can see more of the Jessica Simpson eye rapage. What I’m beginning to appreciate more and more are those pockets. As if it wasn’t bad By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson How the Tabloids write themselves? Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, We all have irrational, totally unreasonable pet peeves. For me it’s turned-out feet. For my friend Erin it’s people who can’t close their mouths – illustrated perfectly by Prince William: beaver bucks, big lips, can’t inhale through his nose, FAR from sexy…which is why By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Daily Little: SJP At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her By Lainey • Apr 10, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson In Love or On Stage? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Nelly at the Junos Was backstage during rehearsals and soundcheck all weekend. You know how some musicians, when they’re performing live, they sound nothing like the studio product? And then you realise that photoshop doesn’t only apply to a visual package? Not sure how it came across on tv but Nelly live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Us Weekly Drug Issue OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Joe Simpson: Say what bitch??? Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Dina Lighter locks and the growing resemblance is frightening - mother daughter morph made even more alarming by Dina’s apparent quest to live vicariously through her kid. Lilo does have lovely extensions though, don’t you think? And NOT the work of Ken Paves. Maybe Jessica Simpson should defect? Oh By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not By Lainey • Mar 05, 2007 07:00 am
