Ashlee Simpson Best Just Missed: Cameron Diaz For the sake of objectivity, in real life, Cameron Diaz is actually quite feminine. Or at the very least, she was feminine on Oscar night. Soft hair, sweet face (yes, sweet…can you believe it?), she floated down the carpet in the most breathtaking Valentino. And while it may have By Lainey • Feb 26, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Biel Michelle Williams Goes Short Everyone going short? Selma Blair, Renee Zellweger, now Michelle Williams. Personally, I think every woman has to try it at least once in a lifetime. I stupidly did it at the worst time = when all 4 of my wisdom teeth came out, ended up looking terminally ill after losing 10 By Lainey • Feb 15, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Rossum: Jess & John after Grammy Not a prom photo. Or the kind of shot that comes when you buy a new picture frame. This is Jessica Simpson gazing adoringly at John Mayer at the Sony/BMG party last night post-Grammys. As you can see, he is staring adoringly back. In fact, he’s not only By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Grammys Girls ruled the Grammys. Mary, Dixie, and JT trumped by Mayer during the main telecast. He might deny it but you bet your boob job Little Pip is feelin’ the sting, though is it just me or is John Mayer morphing into Jessica Simpson? There was something so eerie about By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily BitchSlap: Janice Min on Jessica Simpson Us Weekly’s new cover – forget about that diet nonsense, look instead at the caption under the Plastic Surgery headline: good job for Jen and Jessica Simpson’s “Scary!” new face. Hee. Inside a blow by blow analysis of what she may have done, including pulling up the eyelids, thinning By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica in Elle: the fact among the lies Jessica Simpson on the cover of the upcoming issue of Elle in what must be the most unimaginative photo shoot ever. Big hair, big tits, pink dress, wind machine…never seen that before, you? And then there’s the interview. She addresses the breakdown of her marriage, she describes her By Lainey • Feb 05, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Basic Communication with Jessica Simpson I’m relieved today that I’m not a fan of John Mayer. To those of you who are, I send you my deepest condolences and sympathise with your disappointment. Because any which way you cut it, John Mayer looks bad. And for a dude with a solid fan base, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t By Lainey • Jan 04, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick & Miss Vanessa: MTV PDA One year later – is this the face of a man who didn’t want to end his marriage? Sorry for the little gloat but at the time of the divorce announcement, when it was widely circulated courtesy of Pervy Joe Simpson that Jessica was the one who pushed for separation By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews? Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. But while the two have By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Girlcrushing on Katherine Heigl She’s not a size 0. She’s not even a size 2. But she looks better than any twiggy cracked out skank who can fit into the standard. Katherine Heigl at the Dreamgirls premiere last night, dressing for her body, dressing appropriately, dressing like a woman with curves who By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lilo’s Tenty Tits Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
