Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Don’t Forget About Jess A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz Cam’s Coat, Cam’s shoes Remember what I said yesterday about her clothes, her shoes, her near perfect fashion sense that will undoubtedly be on display while she’s promoting The Holiday? Flawless on Leno, flawless on Ellen, and today leaving ABC studios – I mean look at the collar on that coat. And those shoes. By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & John Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & Tony Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’t By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux “After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt My Gwyneth & The Prince An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Luke Wilson: perfect for Jess? How disappointing…especially given his involvement in the classic Old School and association with what they call the Frat Pack, I actually thought Luke Wilson might be cool. Then again, Gwyneth did leave his sorry ass unceremoniously so I suppose it should have been a sign of things to come? By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton: sexual blackmail A juicy Paris story surprisingly and largely unnoticed. According to X17 Paris and her entourage were parked in her Hummer across from the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night waiting for Hellenic Stav. Paris was apparently seething with jealousy. The reason: Stav was keeping her waiting by prolonging his final moments By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Luke Wilson needs money How do you go from the cult brilliance of Old School to Blonde Ambition with Jessica Simpson? The only explanation? Luke Wilson must be broke. Therefore, Luke Wilson must be selling out. Two weeks ago he wouldn’t work with her, now MTV is reporting that he’s tapped to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess: Better With Less I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Lilo: Perpetual Pupil Pinnage & Parted Perfection Gotta tell you…Lilo"s nose comes a very close 2nd to Courteney"s. So proud of her too that she kept the dirty face at bay at the Hollywood Awards last night. Small steps, right? Problem is - those pupils. Is it just me? Are they teeny By Lainey • Oct 24, 2006 08:00 am
