Jennifer Lopez The Billionaire Tee Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: No First Shame Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy. There is nothing profound in saying By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Eva Longoria Eva Longoria: too busy, too orange In Paris the other day - overtanned, overaccessorised, totally overrated, and apparently back together with Tony Parker...thank Goddess. I have no idea if she cheated with Mario Lopez but if she did, this broad is dumber than I thought, although she and Jessica Simpson are both coiffed by Ken By Lainey • Oct 13, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica & John: not so fast… TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson One Simpson Success Even though she barely looks like herself these days, even though she allegedly sought the assistance of the Hollywood Diet Doctors for rapid thinnification, even though she"s the daughter of a creepy Papa Pimp, I have to tell you… I"m impressed. Ashlee Simpson has engineered herself By Lainey • Sep 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Defending Madge Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: smart move #1 Well well. Looks like she"s not completely hopeless after all. And it also looks like she might have taken that my bit of advice to heart from the other day: "Time for a new team, honey. Starting with the father. In fact, get rid of ALL the By Lainey • Sep 08, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Downward Spiral I’d say it’s time for an emergency Simpson Summit, wouldn’t you? I mean at this point, even I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor little twat. And if the bleeding doesn’t stop, I fear we might have another Hollywood breakdown on our hands. Let’ By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Hairapy: Jessica Simpson If you"re going to chew me out for selling out, read this first, because selling out for Sunsilk once every few weeks pays for my bitch and it pays for gaygays and it pays for snarky smut- so will you forgive and excuse it and help a girl By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Suck "n" Sprinkle If you"re one of those prudish types, STOP READING NOW. And consider yourself warned. Otherwise, don"t be bitching to my inbox about crass and crude and blah blah blah. After all, smut is nothing if it ain"t dirty. Right then. About this Jessica Simpson/ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jessica & John: a love well timed Funny how in Hollywood a romance begins right when there happens to be something to sell. Total coincidence, zero conspiracy…right? Still…this one kinda tickles, so what the hell, if I played along for Nicole & Keith, why not play along for Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, especially when By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: why big is bad So you know my stance against big boobs, right? Quick recap - I have "em, I hate "em, if I had the courage, I"d lop "em off and risk divorce. Mostly because they"re a motherf&ckin" nuisance. But also because in By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Worst Dressed: Vanessa Minnillo Don’t ask me what she was doing there. I have no idea. Nor do I care. But I’m beginning to think she’s bitten off a bit too much Jessica and can’t find her way home. What in the name of good taste is this??? Tacky, loud, By Lainey • Aug 28, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Gospel of The Karl In the upcoming issue of Harper"s Bazaar, the world"s most fashionable manorexic has weighed in on celebrity - Lagerfeld Lessons that you best heed before he bitchbeats you with his fan. On Jessica Simpson: Ecch. I"m not that impressed. I"m not that By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess & Ken: Like Fag, Like Hag I"m starting to have a crisis of confidence about Jessica Simpson. Is it just me? It must just be me. Maybe I"m the one with low classy taste. Maybe I"m the only one who fails to see the brilliance in all of this. Because By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
