Ashlee Simpson The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Thawing out for Jessica Simpson Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Vanessa"s got game Didn"t I tell you this girl was good? Never mind the sweet exterior and the "I"m all for you" approach she"s played to perfection. Vanessa Minnillo is bringin" it - and her efforts have not only added value to her own By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Pro-love for Jessica Between Britney"s plea for pro-love and Tori Spelling"s heinous crimes, something in me has changed. And next to Tori"s hardcore homewrecking, every other bitch takes on a new perspective, don"t you think? Besides, between the two Simpsons, I think we can all By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson at TRL In my shallow, materialistic mind, most women fall under 2 style categories: 1. Women who dress for women 2. Women who dress for men And please save it with the “I dress for myself” song and dance. You’re reading a gossip column – you really want me to feign profundity By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow? Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The uninspired work of Ken Paves Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s main gay, also known as her hairstylist. As it turns out, Ken also does Eva Longoria. Thing is, I’m sure Ken is talented and I’m sure he’s coiffed and created some beautiful manes in the past, but going purely from these By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Maxim tits Have you seen her Maxim cover? Love the caption “The World’s Most Horrifying Pets” right next to her big ass wig. Love it! In the article she talks about her kissing style, her flirting style – something about doing a shoulder shimmy which, when you think about it, really is By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Firecrotch & the War on all fronts Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. The By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s promising summer Freedom from the Simpsons, a hit record, overwhelming sympathy, and now one of the hottest girls on the block? Well, well, well…it looks like Team Lachey"s strategy is paying off in spades. Or brunettes. Sorry, lame joke. But still. How can you deny the brilliance of his By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Mariah Carey: on weight loss & boob sag Life & Style – SO reliable – is claiming that Mimi is claiming that she lost 30 pounds in 4 months. WTF??? She wasn’t a stick insect but by no means was her jiggle out of control. THIRTY POUNDS? Bitch didn’t need to lose 30 pounds. And something tells me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Worst Legs, Worst Skin: Jessica Simpson I like the dress. I like it a lot. And I even like the new weave. I do however object to the skin. The leathery texture, the orange glow, the way it makes her look like a man who’s been weathered by the sun after too many hours herding By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick up, Jess down Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Perverted: Jessica & Joe Is it just me or did you throw up a little in your mouth? Here’s a former Baptist minister who knows his daughter’s cup size and has no qualms about wheeling and dealing her career towards a music video that shows her writhing around practically nekked on top By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
