Ashlee Simpson On Ashlee"s nose Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton & the end of the Hellenic era Shocker of shockers. Stavros is gone and there is a vacancy inside Paris Hilton. Or maybe there isn"t. Because just 5 minutes after breaking up with Greek #2, Paris was spotted hanging out with Matt Leinart (see attached), newly minted Arizona Cardinal and friend of Nick Lachey. Apparently, By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. According to my sources, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson in Australia She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore Lindsay Lohan and the Nipslip Phenomenon CAUTION: NUDITY! She ain’t the first and she certainly won’t be the last – but the question is…why, why, why??? In a town that can create the most magical and also the most disturbing costumes and faces with make up and technology and prosthetics and advancement in special By Lainey • Mar 02, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson’s new US cover While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1 Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Anything for attention Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements By Lainey • Jan 24, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore Demi"s Urban lips So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first By Lainey • Jan 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson A Leo & Jessica hook up? Breaking exclusive! Just heard from a source that LA is buzzing tonight about a possible Leo D and Jessica Simpson hook up. Rumour has it they are scheduled to show up TOGETHER at two Hollywood hotspots Memphis and Aqua. It could be total bullsh*t or it could be a By Lainey • Jan 11, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt An update on the Triangle plus 1 Every frickin" day there"s a new rumour to debunk or to debate. January 7th marked the official one year anniversary of the death of the old Pitts and when you look back on the year that was, keeping track of this story alone would be enough to By Lainey • Jan 08, 2006 07:00 am