Style A Big Boob Rule debated Written by Sasha A great friend of mine who happens to have some perfectly great big knockers told me the other day: “girls with big boobs should NOT wear anything closed off at the top”. Now, I fall into the ‘cupcake category’ so I’ve never had to worry about By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 08:07 am
Jock Smut Porny is not single A few of you have emailed lately – something about my Porny getting her heart broken again. Is it because she’s gone a week or two without being photographed with her freeloader? Please. He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to By Lainey • Oct 12, 2010 03:35 am
Dumbass Porny pukes and farts If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk By Lainey • Oct 07, 2010 05:14 am
Assy Style Better...and then not Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 07:40 am
Break Ups Porny & Paves break up Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Jessica is By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 06:21 am
Dumbass Porny... please stop I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 07:29 am
Jessica Simpson Judge Porny Jessica Simpson has a fashion line which, I guess, entitles her to be a judge on Project Runway. I mean... you’ve all seen how she dresses herself on important occasions, she totally has the eye for what works and doesn’t, right? Imagine you’re one of the designers. By Lainey • Sep 09, 2010 07:55 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s white tee Only Jessica Simpson can turn a plain white t-shirt into a titty top. How massive must they be if it’s cleavy even under plain cotton? Having said that, see how cute she is, and so much more presentable, when she’s in casuals and not stuffed into some disastrous By Lainey • Sep 08, 2010 08:32 am
Jessica Simpson Porny keeps giving it away Jessica Simpson tweeted the photo below the other day with the accompanying message: I met a wonderful man. Damn I'm lucky! Are you really? Or are you just really dumb? Everything about this screams sad. How she’s looking up at him adoringly, how she considers herself to By Lainey • Sep 07, 2010 03:34 am
Cheating Loins Supernatural & Porny Just like Vampire Diaries, there are a lot of requests that come in for Supernatural, especially since I live in Vancouver where they shoot the show. So here are some new photos from the set yesterday. I have interviewed Misha Collins a few times for junket and interviews, most recently By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 04:19 am
Jock Smut Porny’s KFed Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am
Dumbass Porny’s Barbie waist Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 06:04 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s love pattern F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 07:41 am
Britney Spears He thinks he’s a friend Ken Paves decided to share his wisdom with People.com yesterday after Chicken Fried Britney’s weave sh-t the other day. Click here if you’ve really, really forgotten what that looked like. Ken, as you know, is Porny Jessica Simpson’s BFF and also a supposed hair expert although, By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 08:24 am
Jessica Simpson Paging Shelfy Justin Timberlake continued to show off his awesome acting skills today in New York with Mila Kunis and shot what looks to be a scene with an attractive model type on the stairs. Surrounded by pretty girls, those rumours are inevitable. Every time he’s solo in the city Page By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 09:30 am
Assy Style Porny Romper t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 06:30 am
