Maple Leaf No Tongue or Thumb for Seth LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 06:12 am
Douchebags You are a humpbacked geek So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Saving it up for Violet Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 08:48 am
Jimmy Kimmel Using him wisely SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am
Ben Affleck No Ben at the Oscars Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 02:28 am
Ben Affleck At Home with Matt & Lucy Matt and Luciana leaving a party at FELT in Boston last night celebrating the premiere of Gone Baby Gone. Sweet, non? Matt and Ben are truly, truly buds. And they haul ass for each other. At TIFF, it was Ben doing his part for Matt. Right now it’s Matt By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
