Douchebags Would you want him next to you? Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck departed LAX for New York yesterday. Imagine if he sat down next to you on a plane? This is my greatest fear on a flight. The people around me, the person next to me. As you know, I always end up with the kid close By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:44 am
Douchebags Hoax camouflage So yesterday, Entertainment Weekly, after hearing from Joaquin Phoenix sources, reported that his recent rap journey is actually an elaborate hoax to be filmed by Casey Affleck for a mockumentary about celebrity meltdowns. Today, Joaquin’s publicist is denying that his intentions are anything but sincere: "The transition from By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 03:33 am
Douchebags Not sad smut, just big douche Many of you kind hearted souls were worried about Joaquin Phoenix - his unkempt appearance, his BYE GOOD retirement, his bizarre antics - and you appealed to have him classified as sad smut. JP is not sad smut. But he is a f-cking loser. So the rap endeavour, his explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 05:13 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy phone sex?!?! CAUTION! NUDITY! In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. It’s the best side we’ve seen of her in ages. Like, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:35 am
Douchebags The Year of Living Rap Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to pursuing By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:02 am
Best of 2008 Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:44 am
Douchebags MC Bye Good Remember last week when it was reported that Joaquin Phoenix jumped the stage at some club and threw down a few rhymes? Thank the good Shiloh someone had the presence of mind to video it. Here he is, MC Bye Good, sucking the largest ass donkey sh-t of all time. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 04:30 am
Douchebags He raps? So Joaquin Phoenix said he was retiring from acting to focus on music. We all made the assumption that he would slowly fade away based on his reclusive personality and his handwriting a few weeks ago: BYE GOOD. Happily this does not seem to be the case. Even the ones By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 02:48 am
Assy Style GOOPy’s movie must suck Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 11:31 am
Joaquin Phoenix Don`t be Brett Favre We get it. You’re leaving. Your artistic integrity is being raped by Hollywood. You find fame unsavoury. You cannot bear the hypocrisy, manipulation, the exploitation. You’re going. But if that’s the case, why show up on the red carpet for Chen and your own Two Lovers and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:10 am
Joaquin Phoenix Singing > Acting and Liv too? The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 12:16 pm
Joaquin Phoenix One Lover Won’t Promote Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:01 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Team Madge My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:06 am
Break Ups Time for Joaquin? Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 10:19 am
Joaquin Phoenix There Could Be Oscars! The LA Times is reporting that they’ve reached a deal and should it pass the vote this weekend, Hollywood could be back to work as early as Monday! Which means that television will be back to normal in about 6 weeks! But that still doesn’t totally save Friday By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 03:45 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Dost Thou… Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 11:35 pm
