Jock Smut Intro for June 4, 2015 Dear Gossips, Paris. Roland Garros. Where Rafa has ruled for a decade. Rafa is King. Was king? No one knows yet if that moment will become THE moment, the kind of moment when everything changes. And he’s certainly not talking like he wants it to become that particular moment. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2015 09:30 am
Hook Ups No more Leo Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Like I said at the time, maybe she By Lainey • Jun 03, 2015 04:03 pm
Jock Smut Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. By Lainey • May 25, 2015 11:15 am
Jock Smut Puppies solve problems There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, By Lainey • May 25, 2015 09:21 am
Hook Ups Bradley Cooper & Irina Shayk? Can we start with Cristiano Ronaldo? Because I am not a believer. Like I can’t actually see it. I don’t want to see it. Apparently this means I’m crazy, as he’s known around the world as maybe the most beautiful man ever. He and Irina Shayk By Lainey • Apr 23, 2015 10:12 am
Jock Smut Becks is not tempted David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday. With that in mind, By Lainey • Mar 25, 2015 11:40 am
Jock Smut Perfect goes on holiday Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are on holiday in Costa Rica, a favourite destination for them, with their kids. They’ve been posting their own photos on social media. Click here to see. You’ll note Brady’s message mentioned “training camp”. See? More. More is the word. And for By Lainey • Mar 24, 2015 01:03 pm
Jock Smut Serena’s VOGUE Serena Williams covers the April issue of VOGUE. I love this photo. I love that Serena Williams looks like Serena Williams. I love that Serena Williams isn’t posing with her tennis racquet or tossing a ball up and down like that’s the only way you’d recognise her. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2015 02:37 pm
Jock Smut Jamie Dornan: golf season Jamie Dornan went to the range in London the other day to work on his swing. Incentive to sign on to more Fifty Shades movies? You can golf all year round in Vancouver where they shot the first movie. Still no definitive word on that yet though, right? There are By Lainey • Mar 18, 2015 04:49 pm
Jock Smut Genie & Justin: the Great Canadian Dream Finally. A legitimate challenger to McGosling, Rachel and Ryan! People kept asking Genie Bouchard about Justin Bieber during her breakthrough year. Sh-t, even I asked her about it. Because when she was, like, 18 or something, she mentioned somewhere that she had a crush on him. And they’re both By Lainey • Mar 11, 2015 11:32 am
Quiveration Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 09:58 am
Jock Smut “You’re the best ever” Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as By Lainey • Feb 04, 2015 03:37 pm
Jock Smut Gisele gets her ring Her Super Bowl ring. Tom Brady hadn’t won a Super Bowl since Gisele…until the Seattle Seahawks decided not to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Another MVP. His 4th Super Bowl ring. So f-cking handsome (does anyone look better in a close-up with no makeup and sweat all By Lainey • Feb 02, 2015 09:53 am
Jock Smut Courtside Kings & Queens Is that all it takes? Asking out loud? I wrote yesterday about all the speculation that Prince William and Catherine would likely be in a luxury box at Barclays for the Brooklyn Nets game but if they’re there because the NBA is making a big ass donation and they’ By Lainey • Dec 09, 2014 09:19 am
Jock Smut Royal scrum Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events By Lainey • Oct 20, 2014 01:04 pm
Jock Smut South Park takes on the Washington Entitled Twats and it is GLORIOUS I’ve pretty much gone off football these days. I’ve loved football my whole life, but I can’t take it anymore. I can’t pretend like someone being good at running and catching stuff somehow indemnifies them from being a decent person. Not even a good person—just By Sarah • Sep 22, 2014 12:03 pm
