Sports The Brady-Bundchens go bowling I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 06:26 pm
Sports Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 01:57 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Sports Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 12:56 pm
Sports Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Sports Hot Harry at Beach Volleyball What will we do when the Olympics are over? I love it so much I watch every event. Even the super-obscure ones. What will we do when there's nothing on TV anymore? What will we do when Hot Harry isn't out everyday? Right now, as of By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:45 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Quiveration Beckham’s Olympic weekend Please. The way he came up on that boat, wearing the sh-t out of his suit, come on. I will take that over Ryan Lochte any, ANY time. We will get to Ryan Lochte later. But if your argument is that Becks is dumb and talks with a weird voice, By Lainey • Jul 30, 2012 11:11 am
Sports Iker & Sara in Anguilla EXCLUSIVE Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero spent the weekend in Anguilla. Am told the two are still deliriously in love, all over each other at the pool and the beach. Interestingly enough, at one point, according to other hotel guests, they were looking at a “big ring” on her finger By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 10:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Baby Blue and a braided bun It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever? By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 02:01 pm
Sports Pose hard in a trench But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 12:14 pm
Sports Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 04:36 pm
Sports Mario is the future If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 03:49 pm
Sports London Survival 2012 Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:53 pm
Sports Tom Hiddleston, tennis, and ping-pong I don’t visit Tom Hiddleston’s Twitter anymore. It’s better this way. Click here if you’re new to this. Hiddleston hilariously posing inside a hula hoop with Grace Jones at an exclusive Wimbledon celebrity suite the other day is one thing. But his Twitter is the electronic By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Sports Shaki’s Little Sunshine? A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2012 10:45 am
