Jock Smut Rafa goes to Disneyland Woke my ass up at 6am on Sunday for the French Open final. Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer – there really aren’t too many of these opportunities left. It was beauty for three sets, non? And what’s even better is that they can bring that out in each other By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 03:32 am
Jock Smut More Spanish PDA In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post By Lainey • May 31, 2011 03:13 am
Quiveration Shaki has it bad Sunshine has it bad too. They have it bad together. HOT. As you know, Shakira is dating Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona. She calls him her “Sunshine”. Sunshine and the boys of Barcelona defeated Manchester United to win the Champions League on Saturday. Did you watch? Lionel Messi is INSANE. By Lainey • May 30, 2011 09:46 am
Jock Smut Hockey in Cannes Several of you have made requests for this – Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal, Max Talbot, and Paul Martin of the Pittsburgh Penguins were in Cannes the other day at a party for the short film Trophy Wife starring Jamie Lynn Sigler. Random, right? Conference Finals or the Croisette? I guess partying By Lainey • May 18, 2011 04:48 am
Girly Throw Downs PDA throwdown I LOVE these pictures. SO much. First of all because it’s not every day you get pictures of my Summer 2010 obsession Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas. But also because of all the drama that’s happening between these four – there’s girlsh-t and there’s a cockfight, and By Lainey • May 10, 2011 09:29 am
Jock Smut Country B-tch vs the Canucks Carrie Underwood performed at 2011 Stagecoach: California’s Country Music Festival yesterday. According to her website she’s not taking the stage again until June. Which means she should be free to be back in Nashville tomorrow night when the Canucks play the Predators in Game 3 of Round 2 By Lainey • May 02, 2011 07:52 am
Jock Smut Shaki & her sunshine Shakira just confirmed last month on Twitter that she’s dating Spanish footballer Gerard Pique. She called him her “sunshine” in Spanish. This weekend they could barely contain it during lunch in Barcelona. Sunshine is 10 years younger than Shaki and looks totally, totally, totally in love. Like, gone. Cute, By Lainey • Apr 18, 2011 05:58 am
Jock Smut I love you so much don’t you know don’t you know? Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez hit the gym together in New York the other day. The MLB season is officially underway. So she’s fangirl #1, hoping to finally prove that her love can be just as winning as Kate Hudson’s. Just look at the support. It’s all By Lainey • Apr 08, 2011 08:28 am
Jock Smut Pin the Tail on the Donkey Written by Jacek This is a gossip blog and we typically stay away from marrying sports and gossip here unless Carrie Fisher, Jessica Simpson, or Cameron Diaz is involved. But we’re also a Canadian blog, and hockey is Canadian religion, and many of you have asked about our take By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 09:05 am
Jock Smut Country B gets her trade What was it I wrote the last time I posted about Carrie Underwood? The article is here. And specifically: Given the season he and the Senators have been having, Mike, um, is not invited (to the All-Star Game). Ottawa is so sh-t this year, there’s actually talk that the By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 05:13 am
Jock Smut 5th Row Country BitchFace What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country B Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 02:25 am
Hook Ups QB1 > Chuck Bass Sometimes the universe does have a plan… Aaron Rodgers is going to the Super Bowl. He of course is QB1 in Green Bay. Meanwhile, their last QB1, some prick called Brett Favre, who f-cked them over, did his best to piss away his legacy this year as his career came By Lainey • Jan 24, 2011 03:10 am
Jock Smut Let’s tie at Christmas This is for my cousin Cat. I miss her. Especially at Christmas as she’s in Toronto and Jacek and I alternate our holidays – one year here in Vancouver, one year back home. Cat loves Rafael Nadal. And here he is with Roger Federer today posing at a press conference By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 08:04 am
Jock Smut Will’s winning kids Will Smith spent Friday night in the bleachers cheering on his oldest son Trey’s high school football championship win. Look at Will. He does NOT have an 18 year old son. Trippy. Trey, unlike his younger brother and sister Jaden and Willow, appears to be not interested right now By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 06:35 am
Jock Smut Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 01:35 am
Jock Smut Best of 2010: Virtue & Moir Vancouver 2010 Not sure where you are but here, in Canada, the Olympics were a big deal in 2010, an even bigger deal in Vancouver, where I live. Every Games produces darlings. There were several Canadian darlings. Among them Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir who took gold in Ice Dance. And they By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 08:27 am
