Jock Smut Spanish streak is alive! All sports streaks come to an end. I thought today would be the end of my obsession. That Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, off on holiday, would disappear for a while with no photos. Ole! We live another day! And this time, it’s a little close. They are in By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 10:04 am
Jock Smut Rafa’s happy summer This is for Anieka and so many others who’ve been requesting photos of Rafael Nadal. He is currently on holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Xisca and some friends, hanging out on the beach the other day, obviously totally relaxed. And SO F-CKING CUTE. It has been a great summer By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 05:19 am
Quiveration Spanish fix These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 05:18 am
Jock Smut Don’t gooooooo They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 06:02 am
Quiveration Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 05:24 am
Jock Smut She flies with the team SHE FLIES WITH THE TEAM. F-ck the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. It’s Sara now. Sara Carbonero FLIES WITH THE TEAM. Do you see any other WAGs on the plane? I don’t. Not during this video. I see man. All man. And Sara. Next to Iker Casillas. Sure, it’ By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 08:50 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Jock Smut Country B is all smiles It’s always all smiles when the night belongs to her. And it did. Carrie Underwood took home two CMT Awards last night with her fiancé Mike Fisher looking on proudly. They’re cute together, non? And a lot of extra play for the cameras too. They reward her and By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 06:01 am
Jock Smut The players and the WAGs An armed guard service met Team England at the airport today in South Africa as the squad has now arrived in advance of the World Cup beginning June 11th. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I’m an anglophile. So this is partly By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 04:17 am
Jock Smut Country B silver and legs You call me biased, sure. But I can admit she has great legs. And she is loyal to Idol, I’ll give her that. Here’s Carrie Underwood at the season finale last night in a silver dress and heels and the same hair which is one reason why no By Lainey • May 27, 2010 06:08 am
Hook Ups No wonder Kate Hudson got new boobs Written by Sarah It’s because she’s girlfighting with Cameron Diaz. According to the New York Post, who is commenting on an US Weekly story, Cameron and Kate are fueding over Alex Rodriguez. Given the sources, I am disinclined to believe this, even though Cameron did fling with A-Rod By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:39 am
Girly Throw Downs Yellow Porny vs the ex My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and By Lainey • May 03, 2010 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Triangles and breasts As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:42 am
Jock Smut Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Jock Smut RiRi is the new Kate Hudson? Well... not quite yet. Baseball is a long ass season. But it’s not a bad start so far. Rihanna recently confirmed that she’s dating Dodger Matt Kemp. She showed up at the LA Dodgers home opener yesterday to cheer on her man...and her man hit a home By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 04:27 am
Jock Smut Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 04:40 am
