Quiveration Legs, hair, Miami Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:47 am
Sports Pimping together I’ll take what I can get. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, new photos, but not together, but doing the same thing, so close enough, right? He was in Madrid today promoting a new Phillips shaver, obviously clean shaven. And so f-cking handsome I can’t stand it. Sara meanwhile By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 08:04 am
Sports They’re ok! Not that there was any doubt, but in the absence of new photos, and rumours of his infidelity with some trick, it’s a relief to see them together, Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas, here in Madrid last night after leaving a bar. Iker has already denied the claims and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 05:32 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm weekend send-off A lot of you were yelling at me yesterday for the Jon Hamm post. Apparently you have work to do? Well it’s Friday. You can f-ck around a little on Friday, can’t you? Jon Hamm spent the week promoting The Town. So he’s visible. And there are By Lainey • Sep 17, 2010 03:22 am
Douchebags Cammie D’s birthday douche Cameron Diaz turned 38 yesterday. I want to look like that at 38. Some people want to look like that at 28. Goddamn those legs. It would be a tight leg-off non? Between her and Blake Lively? So Happy Birthday and all great wishes to a girl whose life is By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 03:18 am
Quiveration Welcome home Iker Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 10:37 am
Sports Country Bitch hates Canada? Have been hearing a lot from Ottawa the last couple of days reacting to a story in the National Enquirer about Country B refusing to move. As you know, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher were married last month and made plans to settle into a home in Ottawa. Us Weekly By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 05:15 am
Sports Porny’s KFed Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am
Sports No Spanish love in Vegas We didn’t see my obsession Iker & Sara in Vegas. There was so much franken tit skank action to observe and blackjack to play and other unmentionables to occupy our time and then by the time I remembered, it was too late. Now Iker is in LA training with By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 10:17 am
Sports Spanish love on a park bench Um, yeah, he’s hot, even when he’s picking his nose. Can we make it to the end of the week and the keep the streak going? Well, today is taken care of. More photos have been released of Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero on holiday in San Francisco By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 03:59 am
Sports Spanish streak is alive! All sports streaks come to an end. I thought today would be the end of my obsession. That Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero, off on holiday, would disappear for a while with no photos. Ole! We live another day! And this time, it’s a little close. They are in By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 10:04 am
Sports Rafa’s happy summer This is for Anieka and so many others who’ve been requesting photos of Rafael Nadal. He is currently on holiday in Ibiza with girlfriend Xisca and some friends, hanging out on the beach the other day, obviously totally relaxed. And SO F-CKING CUTE. It has been a great summer By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 05:19 am
Quiveration Spanish fix These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 05:18 am
Sports Don’t gooooooo They’re wrapping up the celebrations now. The World Cup was won 4 days ago. It’s time to go. Don’t gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Here are members of the Spanish football team leaving their hotel yesterday. I really, really wish Jesus Navas wore civvies. I really, really wish I’d never By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 06:02 am
Quiveration Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 05:24 am
Sports She flies with the team SHE FLIES WITH THE TEAM. F-ck the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis. It’s Sara now. Sara Carbonero FLIES WITH THE TEAM. Do you see any other WAGs on the plane? I don’t. Not during this video. I see man. All man. And Sara. Next to Iker Casillas. Sure, it’ By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 08:50 am