Jock Smut Red carpet at the football game Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 06:34 am
Jock Smut Be Italian! A third trailer for Nine has been released. GOOSE BUMPS and jumpy claps! Is it Christmas yet? Soon. Until then, we have the premieres. The UK premiere of Nine is on Thursday. Kate Hudson has arrived in advance of the event, landing at Heathrow today…with Alex Rodriguez. Well, he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:33 am
Jock Smut There will be more etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 04:02 am
Jock Smut Coincidence or conspiracy? Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 07:56 am
Jock Smut When the ex-husband is a centaur… Really, really love this story. Thanks to Stacy for sending along. Kate Hudson is dating ARod. ARod was married to Cynthia Rodriguez. Cynthia was photographed last week with a new man, some guy called Laszlo – click here to see the photo, it’s an important part of the story. So By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 04:44 am
Jock Smut Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Douchebags Nine and the Centaur There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly that egomaniacal motherf-cker commissioned TWO self Centaur portraits to hang over his bed. Something to jerk off to? Dude, if I walk into a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 03:18 am
Jock Smut Country B is judging you… If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement: By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:58 am
Jock Smut Manslinger fan recognition Thanks to Nancy for sending this along… The photo came with this caption: Baseball fan Chris Sessa holds a sign with a picture New York Yankees' Alex Rodriquez and Kate Hudson during a ticker-tape parade along Broadway celebrating their 27th World Series championship on Friday, Nov. 6, 2009, in By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 08:31 am
Jock Smut Manslinger had no magic Last night. The Yankees were owned last night by the Phillies and ARod went 0 for 4, striking out three times, completely flummoxed by Cliff Lee. Needless to say, Kate Hudson did not work hard enough the night before. She was likely busy all night working after the game. Or, By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 04:47 am
Jock Smut Manslinger sex machine The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:03 pm
Jock Smut Courtside premiere The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of cameras, and By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 05:22 am
Jock Smut Rally Monkey > Manslinger This was the case last night as the Angels came back from what could have been a soulcrushing top of the 7th to send the ALCS back to New York for Game 6, still down 3-2 in the series but fighting off elimination and the magical powers of Manslinger Kate By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 04:22 am
Jock Smut Manslinger MVP Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 05:32 am
Jock Smut Country B Thanksgiving Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher are still together. She was spotted in Ottawa this weekend and Carrie left Ottawa on Monday after an undercover Thanksgiving weekend while the Sens enjoyed a home stand. Apparently she caught a connection to Montreal. Kept her sunglasses on the whole time, acted like she By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 10:35 am
Jock Smut Muzzling WAGs Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 04:42 am
