Jock Smut Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 07:21 am
Jock Smut JLo Opening loss Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 04:28 am
Jock Smut Who needs acting school? Kate Hudson was photographed yesterday leaving ARod’s apartment and heading to an acting studio. With Tupperware. An acting studio? Why? She makes the same movie with Matthew McConaughey over and over again. You may have heard, Kate’s ex-husband Chris Robinson is expecting with his girlfriend. This of course By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 03:34 am
Jock Smut Manslinger and her girlfriends As you know, Kate Hudson is boy crazy. Manslinger’s always slinging a man. Manslinger however never slings a man at the expense of her girls. You know those girls? We’ve all known a girl or two who disappears with every new boyfriend. This is not Kate Hudson. Kate By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 06:14 am
Jock Smut Birthday Bolt by request This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both By Lainey • Aug 21, 2009 07:55 am
Girly Throw Downs WAG Fight They were undercover at the beginning but Manslinger and ARod have taken their togetherness quite public of late – she’s joined him on the road, she’s always at the games, her family has been recruited to cheerlead, and they’re kissing openly at official team functions. Kate Hudson is By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 03:17 am
Jock Smut Sudden Lover of Animals Few things get me going like animals getting hurt so here goes… Michael “I Kill Dogs Cause It’s Hilarious” Vick was in Chicago today speaking at a Humane Society event about the unethical treatment of animals. I’m sad for the good-hearted people who participate in these events because By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 10:20 am
Jock Smut Manslinger succeeds where Porny failed Porny started dating Tony Romo and he started sucking. They blamed her rather unfairly, I think. After all, Romo was unproven at the time he was offered that huge contract, still unproven now, and widely regarded as totally overhyped. Porny became the scapegoat. Poor Porny. Before Kate Hudson Alex Rodriguez By Lainey • Aug 12, 2009 05:28 am
Douchebags It’s helping... We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 08:23 am
Jock Smut JLo is a dolphin Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 07:25 am
Jock Smut Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
Quiveration Man hugs I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. And so this is Becks last By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:44 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Break Ups Here come the pants Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. It happened last Thursday, the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 08:24 am
Jock Smut Enjoying his Cup(s) Heh. I’ve been saving this one since Wednesday. Friday afternoon is the perfect time. My favourite photos of the week. It’s Evgeni Malkin and his girlfriend Oksana in Miami. My husband, as I’ve told you he’s a guy’s guy. Ball scratching, sports watching, boob loving, By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 10:43 am
Jock Smut Novak the Clown Wimbledon started this week so we’re seeing some tennis pics being snapped by our photo agencies. Gives me a reason to post something about a topic where my head is only half way up my *ss and not fully. Here’s world no. 4 ranked Novak Djokovic checking out By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:44 am
