Sports Going for 5 with Xisca by his side My cousin Cat had baby Sasha a month ago. He’s not sleeping. She’s dead tired. Hopefully some Rafa will help a little. It’s the French Open. Rafael Nadal is aiming for a 5th consecutive title at Roland Garros. By his side to support him: girlfriend Xisca. There By Lainey • May 25, 2009 05:55 am
Hook Ups Manslinger and the Fraud Summertime. You know she’s itching. And it’s been awhile. Or has it? Can’t keep track when it comes to Kate Hudson. She’s moved on from Owen Wilson – for now, again – and word is Manslinger’s latest conquest is none other than Alex Rodriguez, ‘roid monkey fraud. By Lainey • May 19, 2009 12:09 am
Sports Tom, Gisele, and baby in Vancouver! Bridget Moynihan is in town shooting Ramona and Beezus with Selena Gomez. So newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen flew in for a couple of days to spend time with the baby. It was beautiful in Vancouver on Friday. They spent the afternoon exploring the city, took the ferry over By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 01:39 am
Famewhores Inducing Labour My beloved cousin Cat is pregnant. Over pregnant. Cat is little, and her baby is big. And he’s taking his sweet time and she’s uncomfortable. Cat also loves Rafa. She’s at home, and she checks a few times a day, so I thought maybe the sight of By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 06:52 am
Sports Jessica Simpson emerges cruise-bound She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 03:13 am
Sports Vraiment? The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:29 am
Sports Queen of Country changes 10 times Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 03:44 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Hook Ups Vagina Virgin cuckold? So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 08:46 am
Sports Brady meets the parents The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Tale of Two Puck Bunnies Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:32 am
Sports Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 06:09 am
Sports Tiffany gift for Country B Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 10:19 am
Quiveration Becks gets and pays for what he wants David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:41 am
Sports Country B Maple Leaf Makeover Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 08:55 am
Sports Tom in a suit Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 04:53 am
