Quiveration The Matador vs The Magician It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 05:20 am
Hook Ups My boyfriend gets around He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:15 am
Jock Smut Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:51 am
Jock Smut Ridiculous Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:42 am
Jock Smut Country Bitch vs Country Porn You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 08:41 am
Jock Smut Helping Him Study NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:46 am
Jock Smut My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 07:21 am
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Jock Smut Tits & Romo in Tahoe Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up By Lainey • Jul 14, 2008 02:09 am
Quiveration Rafa on a boat Topless. With his girl Xisca lounging on a boat, having a “me” day to clear his head and get some loving, as reports are swirling that his parents are divorcing. Oh to be young, rich, and Spanish. Spanish should be a new coveted attribute. Like…I wish I was smart. By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 07:36 am
Quiveration Singles and Doubles Tennis Hotness My cousin Cat spent part of the day yesterday texting me about Rafa Nadal. She’s a hardcore tennis fan and has been a hardcore Rafa quiverer forever. Needless to say, Cat was bursting with pride for her boyfriend…along with all of Spain. Rafa returned home today to a By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 10:27 am
Jock Smut Six Weeks… And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 05:03 am
Quiveration Becks & Iker: Love Story So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 05:53 am
Jock Smut Gwen & Gavin for Federer Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 02:33 am
Quiveration Double Foot Fetish Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn"t give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 08:23 am
Douchebags Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford Sit DOWN Sean Avery! The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford. However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 05:42 am
