Sports Michael & Tina’s Saturday Night It’s over. And like so many who came before him, I am ashamed. Ugh. Every guy I’ve ever dated, with the exception of maybe, like, three – one of whom I married – has been a mistake. Huge mistake. Hate them all. Like revolting. Like I wish I could take By Lainey • Sep 12, 2008 03:09 am
Sports That’s more like it… Been complaining that Michael Phelps is too much machine and rehearsal, not enough … personality, charm, hot blooded sex. Vegas can help with that. And as you can see… it did. Phelps was in Vegas last night, Radar is reporting that weeks and weeks of training, of restraining, of holding back By Lainey • Sep 05, 2008 05:37 am
Sports Cryptic words from Sundin? Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" By Lainey • Sep 04, 2008 07:19 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Sports Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
Sports Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Quiveration Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 07:22 am
Sports Porny interior design Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 05:49 am
Quiveration Phelps Watch Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 07:54 am
Quiveration The Matador vs The Magician It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 05:20 am
Hook Ups My boyfriend gets around He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:15 am
Sports Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:51 am
Sports Ridiculous Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:42 am
Sports Country Bitch vs Country Porn You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 08:41 am
Sports Helping Him Study NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:46 am
