Dumbass Chest puffing This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 07:38 am
Famewhores Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it By Lainey • Dec 23, 2010 04:26 am
Famewhores Who looks more uncomfortable? Joe Jonas hit up the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden last night fronting like he’s all manly man with the sporty sportos. Am very, very surprised that Ashley Greene isn’t hanging off him auditioning for a spot on the Knicks cheerleading squad. She doesn’t usually pass By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:07 am
Break Ups Swifty doesn’t deny it I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 04:59 am
Famewhores They eat Japanese The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 07:39 am
Dumbass The most obvious source in the world "[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." – a source to People.com, for an article posted this weekend, on the burgeoning relationship between Ashley Greene and the By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:05 am
Break Ups Are you Atari? It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina By Lainey • Aug 20, 2010 08:42 am
Amazingness Vagina Virgin loves a public workout Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 08:29 am
Assy Style Speaking of uncool... I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:38 am
Joe Jonas Lessons in Sport by Joe and Kevin Jonas Written by Jacek You can always count on the Jonas brothers for some photo gold, especially when it comes to their attempts at athleticism. I’m no gossip guru and probably have a pretty selective memory when it comes to most celebrity subjects, but it seems to me that 80% By Lainey • Feb 18, 2010 09:35 am
Assy Style He wins It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 08:19 am
Cheese He had to keep his shirt on The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 08:10 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin running in purple The Jonas Brothers are in Toronto – they’re shooting some kind of tv movie in a small town outside of the city and come into the city on their down time. Everyone knows they’re staying in Yorkville. Everyone is in Yorkville. Yorkville is film festival central. And the girls By Lainey • Sep 12, 2009 07:23 am
Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Assy Style Vagina Virgin Hair So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all reasonable By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 10:05 am
Assy Style Vagina Virgins cross the pond They were in London today promoting something – maybe a movie? Yes, probably. The movie that did not fare very well at the North American box office. Apparently their tv show wasn’t a huge success either. Not great news for a “band” about to release their fourth album Lines, Vines, By Lainey • May 12, 2009 09:39 am
