Parent Pimps Mouse Boys 17 Again, the LA premiere last night. As you’d expect, there was a strong Disney contingent present to support Zac Efron. The Mouse’s current favourite son was joined by the Mouse’s current favourite family – LipGloss and the Vagina Virgins together for one screamworthy evening! Lip, as you By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 04:52 am
Girly Throw Downs I’ve seen you before This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Hook Ups Vagina Virgin cuckold? So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls By Lainey • Mar 24, 2009 08:46 am
Parent Pimps Vagina Virgins come in 2nd They arrived in Vegas yesterday to promote their movie – the fans lost their sh-t. Here are the Vagina Virgins greeting their devoted. They certainly needed the love. Because their concert film was supposed to open at #1 this weekend. Instead, it came in at #2 behind Tyler Perry’s Madea By Lainey • Mar 02, 2009 06:28 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin style Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:45 am
Nick Jonas Where’s the Danger? The Vagina Virgins are promoting their upcoming Jonas Brothers 3D concert movie. As such, they’ve been making the press rounds in New York last night for an appearance on Letterman. They even read their own Top 10 List: 10. Our new 3D concert film puts you right in the By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 03:25 am
Nick Jonas No longer Vagina Virgins? The Jonas Brothers sat down for an interview recently and were asked about their virgin status. Teen Now posed the question: So are you guys really vowing to stay virgins until marriage? The answers were as follows: Nick: 'No. That was something that got taken out of hand and By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 03:56 am
Maybe Gaybes Grammy Vagina Virgins: The Jonas Brothers As mentioned before, the little one, if I had to pick, is my favourite. I can hear my friends groaning already – of course he is, they’d say. Don’t even bother, Duana! I’m not hearing you! But seriously, the little one – Nick? – he’s the cutest and is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:50 am
Nick Jonas Golden Vagina Virgins Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:11 am
Maybe Gaybes NYE Vagina Virgins Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:06 am
Hollywood Closet Bras are icky Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 03:25 am
Hook Ups Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna? Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 06:07 am
Robert Pattinson Good Morning Vagina Virgins Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real. And the cost is clear. By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
Break Ups The BoyBand Theory lives on I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:10 am
